Sipping dirty martinis
Watching girls in bikinis
And strumming on my Les Paul
Albert King ambles through
Riffs ‘I’ll Play the Blues for You’
Man, I really got it all

CHORUS
It’s a dream vacation
No place I’d rather be
Yeah, a dream vacation
Not sure where I’m at
But it suits me

Checking out pics
From my Exakta 66
Can’t believe what I see
Don’t remember all those
Sometimes, that’s how it goes
A penguin, potato and a bee

CHORUS
It’s a dream vacation
No place I’d rather be
Yeah, a dream vacation
Not sure where I’m at
But it suits me

The java is great
And there’s Vanilla Coffee-mate
To go in the really good joe
Here it’s always four-twenty
No rush, time is aplenty
Toke your Mary Jane nice and slow

CHORUS (Instrumental)

BRIDGE (spoken)
Well, I should wrap up this letter
Things just couldn’t be better
Tell everyone it’s all fine
I musta passed St. Pete’s test
Whadya know, I’ll be blessed
“HEAVEN” reads the neon sign

CHORUS
It’s a dream vacation
No place I’d rather be
Yeah, a dream vacation
The weather’s always fair
And we’re all carefree
Yeah, a dream vacation
Look at where I’m spending
My eternity ——— Just sayin’