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White and Blues

"Ogden Nash remembered. I've written similar stuff as a kid."

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I start up the computer
to see the white and blue
I never liked the blue
so what do I do?

I google far and long
to right the blue that's wrong
I fiddle with the screen
until the red is green

Now the whites are revolting,
the blacks are amusing
but oh noes what do I do?
pink is the new blue

Petrified by the situation
of mistaken sexual orientation
So I switch off the screen
and partake of caffeine

But I still don't like the look
of white and blue facebook

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Written by alexfenris
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