Tourists here and tourists there,
Looky here and see over there,
Everywhere I place my feet,
I stand among a sea, a fleet.

I live in a tourist city,
Destination: history,
Where I go each day I find,
Never go out peak tourist time.

Left and right,
In front, behind,
Tourists queueing up in lines,
What about the residents?

Tourists all around you see,
Twelve O'Clock one, two and three,
Everywhere I look theres cameras,
Just wish I was that famous.

Tourists though they pay my wage,
Get in the way most of the time,
Please move aside, I've places to be,
Can't you visit some other country?

A million languages lick at my ears,
Tickling and confusing for years,
When you learn this tourist babble,
Smile and say just follow the crowd.