I saw you and I had no choice.
Your heavenly face, your alluring voice.
All my waking thoughts were about you.

We met and had our intimate talks.
We shared romantic beachside walks.
I agonized about what I should do.

You were young and I was old.
My body had become quite cold.
I prayed your love might lead to my rebirth.

Long ago my desires went.
My manly passions had been spent.
I hoped you could restore my lost self-worth.

And so one day in our bedroom
I gave to you a rare heirloom.
Lovely pearls that had graced many necks.

I gave you the keys to my house.
One day quietly as a mouse
you went inside and stole some of my checks!

Before I knew that you had left
that big account became bereft
of all the funds that I had in that bank.

Eventually it was quite clear
the heinous thief was you, my dear.
My heart was broken. I had you to thank.

Yet time does pass. It’s been a while.
I think of you and now I smile.
I pray your hiding place won’t be detected.

Because of you I was reborn.
Your memory is potent porn.
At eighty it can still get me erected.