Scrabble Champ

I want to be, a Scrabble Champ, I want to pass the test.

But words like 'it,' with 'and' or 'dog,' will never beat the best.

Obscurity in wordiary, that seems the way to be, but

wugahumf and neuxzily, are double-dutch to me.

Although I try, to keep up with, all the high-score-

words,

I never seem to get beyond, 'dog' or 'cat' or 'bird.'

Swearing words and obscene terms, are all the rage it

seems.

But words of more than three or four, letters are in my

dreams.

Dictionary, lexicon, spell-checker too.

'Funk and Wag' and 'OED,' don't give me any clue.

to curb my fears and get ideas, I joined a forum true.

Stories Space, it is the place, for learning something new.