I saw her photos on her wall
and I thought I’d give her a call
and so that night we videoed with Skype.

I looked at her, she looked at me
and in an instant we could see
that we both felt we were each other’s type.

As we both stared I just sent text
hoping for what might come next.
I asked, “Can we do cyber-sex tonight?”

She typed back in a fancy font
“I know exactly what you want.”
She said, “I do think it would be alright.”

She carefully removed her skirt
then touched the buttons on her shirt
as I sat transfixed at my PC screen.

Soon her blouse was on the floor
and I sat waiting for some more.
Her scanty bra was pale blue sateen.

She dropped one strap and gave a smile
and teased me on-screen for awhile
and then she slipped the other from her shoulder.

That’s when I began to speak
since though my knees were getting weak
my passion made the rest of me get bolder!

But suddenly the screen just froze
and no matter what key I chose
I could not get her video to play!

My DSL’s two megabits.
Her high-def tits required six!
I switched to cable later that same day.