Oi’ve met this gal from Norfolk
Noamy is er name
And if yew waz to meet er
Yew’d never be the same
We kin hev a good ol’ mardle
She on’t do yew no arm
Once yew larn er lingo
She’s really full o charm
Er friendship on’t corst yew much
She won’ give yew jip at night
Yu’ll av a tidy friend in er
Long as yew treat er ryte
I never erd er slaver sorft
A hoolly fine ald sossidge
I never erd er grizzle
That’s cos she comes from norridge
Hold yew hard I’ve av ad a glass
It’s er oi’d like to ravage
I might be on the huh
But oi luv er suffen savage