Mrs Robinson Crusoe stood upon her own little isle,

Wondering what happened to that cute little smile.

She'd not seen her mister since their boat was wrecked.

Two years it’d been since Mister washed over the deck.

The boat had sunk beneath her; she struggled to stay afloat.

She the sole survivor of their guided fishing boat.

She’d survived two years with mussels and abalone,

Sleeping on the sand and wishing she weren't lonely.

One day came another, who washed upon the shore,

He’d been the charter Captain two years before.

He'd not seen her husband sink beneath the waves.

The Cap’n survived upon another Key, living in a cave.

He'd made a raft from trees to leave his little isle

And sail to a shipping lane, hoping all the while

To be saved by a tourist passenger ship…

Afore the final water passed between his lips.

His raft did not make it, so he swam to her inviting isle,

She was very grateful for another person’s smile.

They fed upon the bounty of her little paradise,

And a month later he held her in his eyes.

Two years she’d waited, she didn’t wait any more,

She bedded the handsome captain who’d washed upon the shore.

Her husband was dead, she arrived at that conclusion,

Thinking he was alive was a tropical delusion.

They frolicked in the sun and butt-naked in the sea,

They enjoyed the benefits of each other’s company.

They loved each other often, on their idyllic isle,

And she often teased him ‘bout his cute little smile.

The Cap’n’s lover was pregnant, maybe six months or so,

When a ship arrived at dawn, it bore the missing Crusoe,

Today the Cap’n was not smiling, his lips severely pursed,

As Mr and Mrs Crusoe privately conversed.

The man Friday simply glowered towards the handsome fishing Cap’n

While the Cap’n wondered ‘bout Friday and what might possibly happen.

Heated conversation and then smiles from Mister and Missus,

Followed up with friendly hugs and very friendly kisses.

It was a double ceremony and set by the sea.

All four were happy with the way things turned out to be.

The Cap’n and the Missus were wed that very day

And Robinson married his longtime friend known as the man Friday.