A weight-lifting phlebotomist Russell,
had a humongous bicep muscle.
A vein he would grab
and then give a hard stab.
Often he and the patient would tussle.

A young gastro doctor named Nate,
could never get a second dinner date.
He just could not stop
rattling on about shop.
The ladies hardly ever ate.

An anesthesiologist named Fred,
had a fetish about loving the dead.
He’d bring home a date
when the evening was late
and put her to sleep before bed!

An epidemiologist named Georgia,
thought she was Lucretia Borgia.
She decided to wed
the rich hospital head.
Now she’s driving a great big gray Porsche.

A portly young orderly Dan,
had an incredibly over sized can.
Try as he might
when he worked fast at night
it would often upend a bed pan.

A young female nurse named Cecelia,
would work like a dog just to heal ya.
Except she would not
touch a needle for a shot
because she suffered from hemophilia.