IF ONLY
If my mum was different
If my dad wasn't sad
If my sister didn't tease me
Then I would be glad
If the war hadn't happened
and my Uncle Archie didn't die
My Dad would be happy
And so would I
If my sister didn't talk so much
and take over each day
Then I would tell people
What I really want to say
If my schooling had been different
and I had got by just fine
Then any career going
would have been mine
If I had stood my ground
and said office work wasn't sound
then I would be painting
all year round
But if I'd gone to art college
then I wouldn't have gone further
to find something better
where it was hot weather
I would have not found my dearest friend
and everything would not be all right in the end.
If my mum was different
If my dad wasn't sad
If my sister didn't tease me
Then I would be glad
If the war hadn't happened
and my Uncle Archie didn't die
My Dad would be happy
And so would I
If my sister didn't talk so much
and take over each day
Then I would tell people
What I really want to say
If my schooling had been different
and I had got by just fine
Then any career going
would have been mine
If I had stood my ground
and said office work wasn't sound
then I would be painting
all year round
But if I'd gone to art college
then I wouldn't have gone further
to find something better
where it was hot weather
I would have not found my dearest friend
and everything would not be all right in the end.