IF ONLY
If my mum was different
If my dad wasn't sad
If my sister didn't tease me
Then I would be glad
If the war hadn't happened
and my Uncle Archie didn't die
My Dad would be happy
And so would I
If my sister didn't talk so much
and take over each day
Then I would tell people
What I really want to say
If my schooling had been different
and I had got by just fine
Then any career going
would have been mine
If I had stood my ground
and said office work wasn't sound
then I would be painting
all year round
But if I'd gone to art college
then I wouldn't have gone further
to find something better
where it was hot weather
I would have not found my dearest friend
and everything would not be all right in the end.