I don't wanna go to bed
I'm playing the Sims 3
I don't wanna go to bed
I'd rather attack a tree.

I don't wanna go to school.
I'll have to sit and listen!
I don't wanna go to school.
I'd rather go be christened.

I don't wanna do my homework. Why can't I go to bed?
I don't wanna do my homework.
I'd rather hide my head.

I don't wanna go to soccer.
I can't play to save my life.
I don't wanna go to soccer.
I'd rather eat a knife.

I don't wanna go eat dinner.
CoD is just so good.
I don't wanna go eat dinner.
I'd rather spend time in the hood.

I don't wanna talk about my feelings.
Why can't I play some ball?
I don't wanna talk about my feelings
I'd rather punch a wall.

I don't wanna go to college
Student loans are just so sick
I don't wanna go to college
I'd rather marry a brick.

I don't wanna say I do
It's just so damn trapping!
I don't wanna say I do
I'd rather have a job gift–wrapping.

I don't wanna have a kid
I'll have to pay for his education
I don't wanna have a kid
I'd rather save a nation.

I don't wanna have a mid-life crisis
I'm perfectly happy as I am
I don't wanna have a mid-life crisis
I'd rather have a date with Uncle Sam.

I don't wanna go on Lipitor!
Does that mean I'm old?
I don't wanna go on Lipitor!
I'd rather sell my gold!

I don't wanna age so quickly!
How have the years gone by?
I don't wanna age so quickly!
I'd rather never die!

I wanna go to Heaven
God, I've been so great
I wanna go to Heaven
I'd like to be laid in state.