Hark! the angels cry

Up in the cloud-white sky

Heaven looks a lot like school

Even has that same slimy swimming pool.

But I died today

And I went along on my merry way

I must say

Heaven looks a lot like Masonic Ave.

I opened the same doors to my classroom

And in Science, I made stuff go BOOM!

I must report

Heaven looks a lot like science class.

Later on, I was in Phys. Ed

Wishing I was home in bed

I must reply

Heaven looks a lot like the gym.

I went down for lunch

And I just had a hunch

I was right, you see

Heaven looks a lot like the cafeteria.

My friends and I spent time with a book

Then we were peeking around doors, having a look

I must tell you, quite sincere

Heaven looks a lot like the library.

Later on, I visited the nurse

Someone had hit me with a purse

I must inform you

Heaven looks a lot like the nurse’s office.

I went then onto my bus

Sitting next to some creep named Gus

I must express

Heaven looks a lot like my bus.

So all this weird similarities did bemuse me

Honestly, it quite confused me

Was I not dead after all?

Had that great meteorite not made its fall?

You see, didn’t the world end today?

When I asked, my friends would only say:

“The end will come when the end comes.”