God, are you there God?

Things aren’t going well, I’m having a bad spell.

The car is getting old, truth be told, it’s as old as you.

It was slow to start this morning, then stalled without a warning,

It has a light, that should have said, but it was dead.

God, are you there God?

My wife, she keeps complaining, she don’t like me profaning,

She’s got too fat (she don’t like that),

She used to be a beauty, now doesn’t do her duty,

She doesn’t like to play, does she really have to stay?

God, are you there God?

I really hate my job, my boss thinks I’m a slob,

I can’t rise in the morning, I’m on a final warning,

I try my best, but I’m not blest,

With any particular in demand capabilities.

God, are you there God?

Hello? Is anybody there…?