Here we are banning books about Rosa Parks  
While the Pastor dresses in drag on Sunday  
Spewing a sermon of love that sounds more like hate  
Then goes home to berate his wife and children  
But that's o.k. he asked for forgiveness  
So next Sunday he'll expose the evils of bourbon  
   
White Jesus with his flowing locks and blue eyes  
Carrying all his divine interventions  
Can't seem to rise above it all  
WOW! He gives us a choice of a rock or ammunition  
No turning of the cheek  
No loving your neighbor    
   
Blow the door open walk inside  
At 2056 mph they won't even realize  
That they are on their way to heaven  
Well that is if they believe in blue-eyed Jesus  
   
Please by all means thoughts and prayers  
While I light up a heater and read  
Something about a well-regulated militia  
It must be true as all school shooters seem to have good aim  
   
Oh yeah the drag show on Thursday is at six  
The pastor said, "The only drag show is his."  
Said I shouldn't buy a ticket for that sin  
All I have to do is tithe and see him on Sunday  
   
I said to him  
"Do you think he really had blue eyes?"  
Puzzled he had no response  
I told him then, "Drag queens on Thursday get my ticket."