Some say I am a story teller of note
Words off my tongue often float
Making some listeners laugh
Mostly they're infused with some chaff
Sometimes they are not even worth a groat

Some listen to my narratives with dread
If written probably they'd be misread
But all of these tales are vivid and true
Listen carefully please don't misconstrue
As I get these damn chronicles out of my head

It is said I suffer from a terrible affliction
I just call it a brain constriction
Utterances flow between my lips
Like a waterfall never in tiny drips
Diarrhoea flows from my mouth without restriction