I have the worst luck
Things always happen to me
Sometimes life really sucks
It's not my fault you see
A new infection in my jaw
After thousands of dollars spent
I must be flawed
Teeth problems are frequent
Dentist will handle
Free of charge
It's always a scandal
This new infection is large
Back on meds
Painkillers too
The infection did spread
Always a lot to go through
Things were great
For a while
Disasters are my fate
This crap doesn't make me smile
My mother is now upset
Says my life is always a crisis
Writing is my only outlet
My body feels lifeless
Mom spent a ton of money
On a roof and other things
A panel fell off this wasn't funny
Another unexpected zing
Roofer will come tomorrow
To fix his mistake
This definitely causes sorrow
It's really the icing on the cake
If a raccoon gets into my house
I think I will really scream
Keep calling my spouse
Unfortunately, this isn't a dream
My mother is angry too
Like I do this stuff on purpose
My life is a chaotic zoo
I'm feeling rather nervous
I'm rather upset and in pain
Twists and valleys in my life
It's really quite insane
Here comes that ugly strife
Things always happen to me
Sometimes life really sucks
It's not my fault you see
A new infection in my jaw
After thousands of dollars spent
I must be flawed
Teeth problems are frequent
Dentist will handle
Free of charge
It's always a scandal
This new infection is large
Back on meds
Painkillers too
The infection did spread
Always a lot to go through
Things were great
For a while
Disasters are my fate
This crap doesn't make me smile
My mother is now upset
Says my life is always a crisis
Writing is my only outlet
My body feels lifeless
Mom spent a ton of money
On a roof and other things
A panel fell off this wasn't funny
Another unexpected zing
Roofer will come tomorrow
To fix his mistake
This definitely causes sorrow
It's really the icing on the cake
If a raccoon gets into my house
I think I will really scream
Keep calling my spouse
Unfortunately, this isn't a dream
My mother is angry too
Like I do this stuff on purpose
My life is a chaotic zoo
I'm feeling rather nervous
I'm rather upset and in pain
Twists and valleys in my life
It's really quite insane
Here comes that ugly strife