cantankerous - we cannot drop our anchor anyplace.
alternate - do plastic surgery on Nathan’s face.

bargain - to totally ban the making of a profit.
rufie - one who likes to hang around a soffit.

implacable - -cannot be bronzed or shown inside a frame.
ameliorate - to talk about Amelia Earhart’s fame.

universe - a to-the-point single stanza poem.
bookish - looking like a novel or a tome.

doughboy - when a deer gives birth to a male fawn.
sodomize - to turn someone into a luscious lawn.

perverse - as would be written in a verse or rhyme.
rehearse –to reload the coffin when it’s funeral time.

superficial - being like an incredibly powerful fish.
paramount - to find a sire his willing equine dish.

remember - to re-enlist or join a group again.
castrate - to rank actors on a scale from one to ten.

public - to lick one in a pub or in a bar.
automate – to have sex in the back seat of a car.

fedora – to have given Dora sustenance to eat.
kitty-corner - where stray cats frequently like to meet.

tofu - a negative response to a smelly damp foot digit.
gastronome - a flatus plagued male or female midget.

scintillate - till eight a.m. to be a hooker’s trick.
fornicate - to have had dinner in honor of St. Nick.

realize - eyes that are not made-up or not fake.
ponder - one who wades or swims in a small shallow lake.

tangent - a darkly sun-browned boy or sun-tanned man.
astute - the sound a trumpet makes if it’s jammed up your can.

procreate - to give birth to a professional athlete.
footloose - unsteadiness caused by having wiggly feet.

technical - a five-cent piece with a CPU embedded.
cinema - an enema from one to whom you’re not wedded.

feline - where payers go to form their cashier queue.
femoral - a sex act men always want a woman to do.

porcupine - a sanitized retort to Mr. Pine.
abstain - a purple tummy spot from dribbling red wine.

stripling - a young burlesquer often with big fans.
ASININE - the muses all portrayed with Kardashian cans.

wiry - cable-strewn to provide electric power.
attenuate - you fellated at a later evening hour.

noble - speaking on point and leaving out the jokes.
dictator - a penis-shaped spud. And that’s all folks!