“Oi, 'arry, come over 'ere, quick!”

“What's up, Sid?”

“What's that there?”

“What, this 'ere?”

“Yeah, that there.”

“Blimey mate, I dunno but I'll tell yer what it looks like...”

“What's that then, 'arry?”

“This 'ere looks like an ear...”

“That there looks like an ear? Hmm, I suppose it does.”

“Is there another one 'ere, Sid?”

“Nah, mate, just that one there.”

“Let's 'ave a cuppa tea and think what to do. D'you want one?”

“No thanks, mate. I've got one 'ere!”