My storybook lover is romantic, he would never hurry his sweetheart in a love scene, but tonight I want him to...

"Make love to me, darling. In one hundred words or less."

"Micro fiction?"

"Yes."

"Get your skirt off then."

I begin slowly undoing the buttons on my...

"Just do it, don't describe it."

"It has to be sexy."

"But you're using all the words up!"

"Don't shout at me."

"Sorry, sweetie."

Silence.

More silence.

"We've still got twenty words left."

"We could have a…"

"Sssh, no dialogue, no description."

"OK. Shall we?"

"Oh yes."

Mmm… one hundred words.

Perfect.