I had just sat down on the bus when I heard loud giggling from the upper deck. Followed by someone strangling a cat. No, it was a Rodgers and Hammerstein tune.

A boisterous female came from the staircase. The singing cat made an appearance.

She was totally arseholed and naked!

She ran out and hooked a lamp pole and twirled round.

Streaking up the sidewalk, she stopped, bent over and wiggled her bum at the bus.

The bus continued into the darkness, I looked up and smiled to myself. I had just seen my second full moon that evening.