My friend drives a small Sonoma pick-up, it's about eighteen-years-old and in great shape.  One day we were going to lunch and she parked next to a huge Ford F-250.  The owner looked at my friend's truck and made a comment to his wife, who snickered.   Then he looked over and said to us, "Nice, but couldn't you get a real truck!"

My friend didn't bat an eye and shot back, "Sorry, I guess I don't have to compensate for any shortcomings."

I'm not sure the guy got it right away, but we left his wife laughing her butt off.