Wikipedia says that A1 is a sauce. So we are under attack by a sauce? Which is short for Sausalito, a city in California. What does a steak sauce have to do with Artificial Intelligence? Can it spell Mississippi? I tried talking to a bottle of A1 and got nothing out of the one-way conversation. In fact, I had to look around and make sure that I wasn't being watched while dining at The Outback. I am more concerned as to why a damn waiter set my pancake blazing with a  blowtorch. He said it was a crappy Suzette. What does my mother-in-law have to do with it? I doused the inferno with my Maker's Mark, forgetting that it was combustible. My mother-in-law, a Latin teacher, screamed, "Eat too, Brutus."