Maybe once upon a time a pretend first lady. The luscious lady love of a sometimes presidential candidate steps up to the mic.

"I'm Linda Rondstadt - we march to Different Drums."

The Torchy Rock star with her torchy voice and torchy chicana body beloved of young boys into their old boy years.

Cute as a bug and tasty as a dumpling she met the guv in a Mexican restaurant. 

Belting out the rock songs of a generation.

Never wed and probably never wanting to be.

But still completely free to be what she wanted to be.

Rock's first lady.