I’m beginning to think we’ve got our priorities all wrong!

If you get mugged, the police don’t seem to be able to find the muggers! 

If you drive in the bus lane, they’ll send you a Fixed Penalty Notice for £100 and photographic evidence of you driving in the bus lane to your home address, within forty-eight hours.

So, if you’re going to get mugged, get mugged in the bus lane!