In a little town, there lived many small goats. Each goat recieved a fashionable mushroom hat at birth and a small satchel in which to hold any articles that they may collect during their life. However, Bud the Goat did not have a hat, and no-one knew the reason for this.

Though this was no fault of his own, Bud was banned from attending the mushroom hat weekly meeting. One day, while the rest of the goats huddled in the hollowed oak which was the clubhouse, Bud the goat waited outside, burning communist leafy seadragons. Suddenly, a mentally disturbed pig flew from the skies, right toward the clubhouse.

Bud peered at the pig as he landed on the ground. Suddenly, the pig exclaimed, "If you had a hat, I would burn down that tree," and with that he waddled to a Nuwaubianism colony.

And so, Bud saved the town's goats, and due to the fact that the other goats did not witness the event, he was still shunned.

THE END.