Pretty blonde mechanic put a hex on my carNow I can't drive it very long or farMy headlights have cataracts, need to be replacedGot shorts in the electrical that need to be tracedMy clock don't tick and the radio won't playI will just have to bring it in for another day

There was a time almost two winters agowhen I had a genuine love, but didn’t know.A silly old man with his hair all gray,he sat at my table every weekend day.I never told him about the young lover in my bed,so why not play a while with the old man’s head?He gave me gifts and kind words to show his affection.For seven months I let his heart move in the wrong direction.One day I teased him, just me being me,“Buy the white g...