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meredith
Over 90 days ago
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She was my friend here on SS. I will miss her.
Yet another loss for the Story Space Community and those who knew her,.
I do hope they keep her profile and stories on like they did for Alan.
Perhaps they should consider some type of status that could be attached to lost members profiles? Maybe a badge of a different color, "Gone, but not Forgotten" or a halo over the Avi. Just a thought...
Yet another loss for the Story Space Community and those who knew her,.
I do hope they keep her profile and stories on like they did for Alan.
Perhaps they should consider some type of status that could be attached to lost members profiles? Maybe a badge of a different color, "Gone, but not Forgotten" or a halo over the Avi. Just a thought...
Hi Anna. I hope a longbow is all I find. 
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A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously Mister, Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously Mister, Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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An elderly couple who had just learned how to send text messages were on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her hubby a romantic text message and so she got out her phone and typed:
"If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying send me your tears."
The husband texted back to her, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
"If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying send me your tears."
The husband texted back to her, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
