It appears that you are all wrong. I have the Last Post now.
Cyanoacrylate - Telophase
Wake up honey. It was only a bad dream.
Lyricist = Streptococcus
PS: Phantasmagorically - Having a fantastic or deceptive appearance, as something in a dream or created by the imagination
Nah Ah.
Just because you went on Holiday doesn't mean you get come back and claim the last post.
I'll take over now.
Quality Control Inspector for Welch's Grape Juice
I don't want you to feel lonely any more at the EOTL. I'll keep you company.
One night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started in the local chemical plant. In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments were called as the situation became desperate. As firemen arrived, the president shouted out the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.
A lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company, composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, other firemen watched as Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides ... a performance and effort never seen before!
In a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!
Sorry LOH, but you can only "Borrow" what is rightfully mine....
I am not perfect, nor perfecter, but I do seem to occupy a significant amount of unnecessary space quite nicely. Or so I am told.
You can all do a boot scooting boggie out of here. It's mine! All MINE! MuHaHa!
AAarrrgggghhh
Our local PBS station just removed Last of the Summer Wine from their line up.
And what did they replace it with? Keeping Up Appearances GROAN!!![/size]
The coffee's done. Do you want sausages or bacon with your eggs?
Ahhh, this is no place for a proper young Lady. Especially one from Texas.
Allow me to let you go "Ahead" of me.