I don't think it would be a bad idea to shake up the forums a little. Some are pretty stagnant.
To pretentious snobs and annoying drips
Imagining yourselves superior
Instead, I'd say, the scale tips
Toward mere pain in the posterior
What makes you think you're better than us?
To what do you owe your ascension?
Frankly, your smugness leads us to thus:
You need an ego intervention
If, by chance, you find you're put off,
Miffed by such an impudent view
Though you may bluster, though you may scoff
This poem just might be about you
Congratulations to those selected for the top three places, and to the others named as honorable mentions.
For future reference, a one-entry limit means ONE TOTAL, not one at a time. Apparently we'll have to spell that out more clearly next time.
When will contest entries be opened up for guest voting?
I heard that Shyboy is a clandestine extrovert.
Hybrid authenticity tester
I'm going to guess that being malkied means you were given bad directions.
Mal —> bad
Kie —> street (slang)
How far off is my answer?
A kid on a skateboard flew out of nowhere right in front of me while I was driving yesterday. I'm sure he never realized how close he came to being hit, but the near miss certainly got my adrenalin pumping. I keep thinking about the what ifs: if he had started a second later, or if I had been going maybe one or two miles an hour faster, the result would have been tragic.
How do you calm yourself after such an experience?
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
The Magnificent Seven
Vertigo
Being There
Brighton Beach Memoirs
Mary Poppins
The Sound of Music
Beauty and the Beast
The Little Mermaid
Little Miss Sunshine
The Pink Panther
...and a few others already mentioned (Rear Window is my favorite Hitchcock movie)