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burnt7
Over 90 days ago
South Africa

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Nice 1 Fuzzy.

''Sir ,your breakfast awaits''
''Sir,$3000000,00 has been transfered into your offshore account by Mr.Heinz.
''Oh,and Sir,Your lady friend of last night actually spent the night''
parkinfarker: An injection containing lythium and garlic, given to Nymphomaniacs ,usually through their buttocks.

The Nymph cried of fear while the now naked nurse,administered a double dose of Parkinfarker.

skorelgoodt
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I'd Like to _____ it before i make a decision.
Honey please stop by and _____ your mom on your way back.
I hear and i listen,I look and i _____
Goatscheese salad:
Carrot and cougette strips'
Babyleaves
grilled artichokes
Slow roasted cherry tomatos
With light vinegrette.

Enjoy!
Ashes and dust and darkness then light..
This will be the forests plight.When the wolve's stop howling and night rests in silence..Some thunder , a blast of Valak Boom , Will be the dreadful start of an awful doom.
Where will they run ,what will they do,if only the magic of the forest was something ever so new...
I gave my life for the sake of love..Said She
Staring at the stars above..
What she knows not ,
Is that she forgot,
How in the blazes did we come to be here ?
I'm not sure but, we best move along,and fast.
it'll be daylight soon and for your life my lady i fear....get up ! Get Up ,for Sunrise Is Near.
Thank You Peter ,I Value Your Advice.
People Here Seem So Much More Interesting Than In The Real World.Here's So Much Mystery and Imagination At Play.
The Rebel Is Right Even When She's Wrong.
Surprizingly True , I Must Wonder For How Long.
3Rebel4 Comes Knocking On A Door.
What Lies Before Her Is But Memories On The Floor.
Call Upon The Year You Shed Your First Tear.Do You Remember How You Appeared Right Here.
Something's Not Right If The Rebel No Has None To Fight.
3Rebel4 Open Up,There's A Boogey Man At Your Door.
From a place she comes,and to a place she goes.
The desire to Love and Be Loved is never to fade.The numbers 6 and 9 holds no meaning... Nor does male and female,except one is Mom and the other is Dad.Thief Brother,Distant Sister ,Bloody Maths, Shitty Life ,Cool Sneakers,Blue Jeans and Banknotes !'
Now..
Sunday lunches, cool job ,drunk boss,own place,cute guys,old lovers,baby boy,same family,more atttached,less stress,i choose,this way,im boss,i say,stop crying,do your homework,inlaws dying,Masters Crying.
No Wait..
That doesn't make any sense.
What the....KFC ?

(Please note:Salt Needed)
And everything will be just fine...
if only i had more wine...
Just a bit will do.
I said Red for heaven's sake!
Yes... a clean glass and the bottle will do...
If only i hadn't ordered wife number 9,
she too, gave birth to some Swine.
Hello World.
I Wish To Share And Explore .
First I Need To Learn How To Write.

Hope I'm Doing This Right!

Anybody Out There