potatoes
(not sure where that one came from)
• I don't have ADD it's just that...
Oh look - a bunny rabbit!
• DO NOT Meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
• "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us happy."
- Benjamin Franklin-
• I tried being good, but I got bored.
• Can you see me now ASSHOLE?
• I'm confused...
wait maybe I'm not.
• I live at the corner of Kiss My Ass Avenue and No Frigging Way
• You don't have to be crazy to work here, we’ll train you!
• "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
-Edgar Allan Poe-
• If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the Dragon.
• Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
• Not all who wander are lost.
• I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
• I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
• I didn't say it was YOUR FAULT. I said I was going to BLAME YOU.
• Don't make me break out my Flying Monkeys.
• National Sarcasm Society, like we need your support.
• Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.
• I'm Not Stubborn, My way is just better.
• I feel a sin comin' on.
• It doesn't matter where you go in life...
It's who you have beside you.
• "Truth never damages a cause that is just."
-Mohandas K. Gandhi-
• "The best gift I was ever given, was a book I had not yet read"
-Benjamin Franklin-
• "When you get to the end of your rope - tie a knot in it and hang on."
-Eleanor Roosevelt, U.S. First Lady-
• "In all my years I have never been able to answer the one question that has never been answered, 'What does a woman want?'."
-Sigmund Freud-
• In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
• "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
- Voltaire -
• "So break me, shake me, hate me, take me over, When the madness stops, then you will be alone!"
-- Break Me Shake Me by Savage Garden
• What’s the definition of cheeky? throwing a brick through some body's window then knocking on the door to ask for it back
• Sex is a sensation, caused by temptation, to increase population, for the next generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
• "Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration."
- Thomas Edison.
• The yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift; that's why they call it the present
~ Unknown.
• “Sex is emotion in motion.”
~May West (1893 – 1980)
tickets to the movie premere of your choice
Spanish Eyes - Backstreet Boys
Pictures! The pictures are everywhere!
Oh yeah, I'm online. There are always pictures everywhere.
(I have no clue where that came from! Don't hate me. Please!)
"DO NOT meddle in the affairs of Dragons,
For you are crunchy and good with catsup!"
"If you can't stand the heat,
don't tickle the Dragon!"
( Iknow I'm addicted to Dragons!)
You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth - Meatloaf
I found out about this site on another site.
I have an account there as well. Same screen name.