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Wow. How to answer this? So many. I’ll start with a few.

Six Feet Under. Best series finale of all time. Still makes me sob.

Game of Thrones. Even with the last season show runner screw ups.

CSI. The original. I became far too invested.

Justified. Breaking Bad. What About Saul? Happy Days. Laverne and Shirley. How I Met Your Mother. Scrubs. X-Files. NOVA. Boardwalk Empire. The Wire. Ray Donovan. Succession. Ozark.

I’m sure there are so many more… just can’t think of them now

Edit: Madmen, Better Call Saul, Corner Gas (visited Dog River this year on a motorcycle trip), Family Guy

Edit 2: Killing Eve, The West Wing (my God, how’d I forget my second favourite show of all time?)

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Unfortunately, no one seems to have much interest in discussing writing.

There was a time… but with people like yourself asking this very thing… that time may soon be again.

The site is going through a rough transition, but it is for the positive. We almost lost it. If you can, please be patient. Lots of history here. Some of us have come and gone and come back again. Some have disappeared. Some have sadly disappeared for good, but their telling of tall tales lives on.

Start the narrative, any narrative and you will have Verbs, Survivor, and so many others jump in.

What’s on your mind? What would you like to begin with? Advice from other writers? Advice for wannabe writers? What gives a story the best and/or most impact?

One piece of advice I carry with me was passed on by Stephen King via an early editor of his. Once you have your final draft, cut ten percent. In that search, you will discover redundancy. Passive language. Stuff that bogs down a story you just don’t need to tell that story.

Another piece of advice I’d give to others I’d helped start writing was when proofing a story, one should read it back-to-front, last paragraph to first. This slows the mind that has become blinded by the flow of the story it had created. Many spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors are caught this way. Finally, before submitting a story, always read it aloud to yourself. Out loud. Aloud. Whatever. Read it so you can hear it. If the story has flow, and beats and breaks where intended, it’s probably good to go.

Verbs is part of a writers group, so he says. We know this is really some form of addictions group counselling, probably has to do with his horse stealing days. He’s a collector of sorts. I jest, of course.

Inspiration is everywhere. If one wants to write, they can write about anything. But always write for yourself. Write what you know. It will reflect in your voice. Never study to the test. Learn the material because you want to.

How about outlines? Are you one that needs structure, or can you start with an idea for a beginning and end, and just go with the flow of whatever moves you? There’s no one right way to write.

Finally, if something someone has written isn’t being received the way that writer had hoped or intended, don’t blame the audience. Those that read it made a conscious decision to expend some of their finite time on that story. If they provide any feedback, be grateful and learn from it. They could have said nothing, or worse, never read it to begin with. I guess humility is the message. Verbs taught me that a few years ago. He still sucks. LOL

So, what’s on your mind?

I fought long and hard to get comps reinstated on this site. They are back. Next one starts in the new year, hopefully sooner than later. I even donated my winnings from my last two comps here to be added to first place prize money with the intention that bigger bucks will attract more writers. I want more people to read and write here. Always have. That was one small gesture on my part. Beginning and engaging in conversations about writing is by far a better one.

So, what’s on your writer’s mind? 👍

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Ping, you are introducing them to foreign films but have yet to show them the original Gamera vs. Gyaos? Cretin!

I am beginning to understand all the hoopla around Succession. It's pretty frikkin good.

Wow. Just watched the Season Three finale. Season one’s was excellent. Season two’s was spectacular. But Succession’s season three penultimate and finale were both works of undeniable genius and storytelling art. I hope you get to this. Season four can’t come soon enough.

You should consider Yellowstone too.

As much telenova as it has, the show is pretty good. The cast is great. Two spin offs are coming. The Four Six’s will utilize some of the cast and be based on a real famous huge ranch in Texas. 1883 will be the origin series. Both ‘feel’ like they will be good too. That Taylor Sheridan dude is on his game. From Sons of Anarchy to this. Well done, dude. Well done. He even is part owner of that Texas ranch. Money to burn.

Had a fun idea. Certainly wasn’t planning to write, but did. A few hundred words. Nothing much. I’m craving something, just unsure what. Maybe an elf smoothie. IDK.

Well done, you two. You’ll soon hear the theme song in your sleep. You’ll grow to love and hate each character. The writers and actors are to be thanked for that. The opening flashback/old home movies sequence is a testament to unapologetic excess, like Don Jr. and his trophy hunting. No morals or shame.

The kids really enjoyed Squid Game. It was their gateway to, yup, Parasite. We are 35 minutes in and they love it. I’ve forewarned them things change fast and for the worse. They’re all in.

Looking back, I’ve introduced my kids to Amelie (French), Veronica (Spanish), SQ and Parasite (Korean). I hope this early intro to foreign films opened their mind to what awaits them in this big beautiful world, if they choose to explore and engage it.

Verbs sucks.

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Okay, okay. The Great Talia-Verbal Compromise of 2021 is that I am going to watch one episode of Succession after she goes to sleep. If I think she'll like it I have to stop watching. If I think she won't I am free to add it to my mix of Anthony Bourdain and old Larry Sanders shows.

Man, marriage is WORK!

Ah yes. But not watching, The Americans, is also like marriage. It will eventually fill you with spite and terminal regret. 😳

🤣🤣🤣

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Fleabag is frikkin brilliant. Very funny, occasionally biting.

I keep trying to get Talia to watch Succession. She is luke-warm on watching it. I will give up and try it on my own soon.

I'll give Fleabag a shot. I've been on the fence about Succession too so let me know what you think.

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Marbles

Stupid marbles!

I sent this to Verbs. I’ll share it with you…

Succession is a quirky, dialogue-rich visual vomitorium of capitalism at its absolute worst. The cast and acting is spectacular. The visuals, also spectacular.  The multiple plots move fast and in ways we aren’t accustomed. The viewer soon realizes that every single character is a horrible human being. Billionaires with big egos to match, all in a race to behave the baddest. 

So many standouts but that Culkin brother has some serious acting chops. Ferris Bueller’s buddy is cringe-worthy great. And Mr. Cox is simply amazing. Redhead Shiv is gorgeous. I could go on. If the media speculation is correct, a major character might be leaving the show in a dramatic and justifiably ironic manner. I hope not, but it would befit the arc of that character.

Anyway, give it a go. I initially avoided it, thinking it was a Billions wannabe (I adore Maggie Siff and Damian Lewis), but these are very different shows. There is a reason Succession has succeeded GoT as the Emmy winner for best drama llama not from Bahama. 

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Squid Game.

I cried twice. I watched it because people kept telling me to so I didn't expect to get emotionally involved.

I finished season 3 of Lost In Space last night. I really like this series. There are a few people that annoy me to death, but there are enough positives that I can deal with the nonsense.

Has anyone seen Fleabag? I was thinking of watching it.

Fleabag is quirky awesomeness. I was saddened it was only two seasons, but two was just enough. The lead is/was the lead writer for season one of Killing Eve, and if I recall correctly, she had a little to do with that Bond thing.

Two cries, eh? Were they from the same episode? I know three potential tear jerkers. And all were from the same episode. But that particular episode had lots of gut-churning. Marbles, walls, and dementia. I’ll say no more.

Oh, and if you are watching Succession… wow. Last night’s episode rocked the little dickens right out of us. Is he? Isn’t he? Does she? Doesn’t she? Will she? Won’t she? I hope not to all, but it would wrap up that first character’s arc very well. Ironic justice.

And never, ever EVER send a dick pic to your pop during a meeting. LOL.

To add to the above, apparently Squid Game is the most watched Netflix show ever. Ugh. If you watch it, and get to the VIP episode, you will cringe. Absolutely horrible. They should not speak. Retain the allusion of mystery. Them and their dialogue is just plain stupid. But I’m invested, so I’ll finish the damn last two episodes.

Squid Game.

My kids wore me down. After a troubling first episode and a dreadful second, and some suspect over acting, the show got much better, especially after changing from English dubbing to English subtitles. By the sixth episode, it’s become a credible emotional struggle. The show gets the characters and us viewers to ask some big questions that are not easy to answer.

What would you do to survive?

What would you do to win?

Could you live with yourself if successful?

Three more episodes to go…

Gotta love creativity. Best Church Decorating Award winner - European Edition.

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Fecal nut pastries. Hard pass.

Actually, we just throw the potatoes against the wall until they're soft. Snowflake. I've never had good luck with taking an electric mixer to the spuds. They get all gluey. I smoosh them with a masher, lotsa butter, milk.

Allergies are bad yesterday/today. Fighting out of a Benadryl daze this morning after I took one last night. Those things hit me hard.

Time to write. More action today! The Greyboys are breaking into the house!

Coffee and a John Lennon shaped cookie would be swell.

Wouldn’t fecal nut pastry be a soft pass? 💩

Reminds me of that cat gut coffee. Ya know, the one that has cats ingest the coffee beans and then after they pass through the old kitty digester and cleanser unit, they grind those refried beans and charge, like, I don’t know, $50 per cup of Cat Java.

Those that live in drywalled houses shouldn’t throw raw potatoes. Ever try to eat a raw potato? It only works if you’re stoned or drunk. So, you have then. 😁

Day 17. Snow is mocking me again. Unsure why. We’ve never had words or reason for sincere dislike for one another until this year. Decided to tend to it’s uncalled for behaviour by releasing the full-bladdered little hounds upon it. In protest, I shall sign my name as well.

LOL. I knew you’d hate silicone sheets. That’s why I mentioned them. 😁

I do know crappy ones from Walmart and other big boxers aren’t as good as commercial ones. I have Russell. They are brilliant. From chicken to cookies to bacon to, goodness, anything. Fab. No stick. Nicely brown. And only $20 CDN for the half sheet size. And they easily rinse off with a wee bit of soap and hot water.

I agree some of the new pressure cookers suck. Complicated. Don’t keep their pressure. But I bought the Fagor because it wasn’t complicated, held its pressure, highly rated, and was discounted. $100 bucks is not bad for a quality cooker. But look for deals. I got my $500 Dutch Oven for $150. Best purchase ever. It was a discontinued colour. Didn’t bother me. I use that ceramic-clad cast iron bad boy several times each week. Possibly my favourite kitchen utensil. My curved Victorinox boning knife/go to B & E stand-my-ground self-defence weapon is a close second.

Stay away from deep fryers. Good lord. Keep them out of your kitchen and off the premises. 😉

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Thanks for the warning, Ping. I've been eyeing it now that I have Prime. Good Omens and The Wheel of Time are ahead of it, though.

Forgot to mention, I tried Good Omens. Love both male leads. And the concept. But I couldn’t even get through the first episode. It was hyped as a great show. I went in with maybe too high of expectations. I’ve not given up on it, but I just can’t now.

Another show I tried, High Garden or something or other. Can’t recall the name. I think it’s on Prime. The concept is great. The series was recently canceled after four seasons.

Essentially, what could have happened if Germany and Japan won WWII? North America was divided by the Rockies with Germany getting the east and Japan getting the west. The Rocky buffer was like the DMZ in Korea. I watched one episode. I’ll try another, maybe a third. It has got to get better for me to invest four seasons worth of my time. But I had heard absolutely nothing about this show. Kind of like Justified, which I eventually watched and it was incredible. That lead me to that Timmy Elephant western thingie which was also darn good.

Oh DA, you are thinking about the old pressure cooker bombs. They were awful. The new ones, especially like style I have - Fagor Duo - is ultra easy. A lid and it’s seal, the pot, and a colander, if you’re steaming veggies. And they are cheap too, unless you buy the Uber expensive ones. No need for that.

Potatoes - 5 minutes

Stews - 20

Mac ‘n cheese - minutes

Most meals that take hours upon hours - within the hour.

Plus, a major benefit of pressure cookers is that they retain flavour. Think on that for a moment. When you smell something cooking, flavour is escaping. A pressure cooker is a sealed, pressurized unit that sits on the stove, just like any pot. But it keeps all the goodness in.

Goodness. Gracious. Now let’s talk silicone sheets versus parchment paper and/or spray. Major game changer. Get some good quality silicone sheets.

And a ricer.

And a pressure cooker.

And a bottle of dark spicy rum.

That last one is for me.

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Thanks for figuring out the coffee maker Sara! I'd love a cup.

So I made mashed potatoes in the crock pot for the first time ever. They came out tasty, and with good texture, but they are...grey. They look like ectoplasm. So I'm getting a lot of crap about it this weekend. Any hints from the cooks out there?

Critiquing all day today, so no writing. I have a whole book to finish critiquing by the 1st. Yikes.

Coffee and a procrastination-shaped cookie please.

Dude, by far the best way to creamy mashed potatoes is a pressure cooker first, but boiling with lots of salt, more than you’d expect, it okay. Pressure cooker is way better. Only russet potatoes. Thems best for mashed. The pressure cooker actually dries the potatoes too. Now the fun part.

Use a ricer, you know, that metal contraption that squishes things into long, narrow noodle like strands. No more lumps. Then, add a warmed mixture of melted, unsalted butter and milk, not cream, but milk. 2% or whole is best. This mix returns the moisture back to the tators. If dine right, the potatoes will be a thick, soupy mess, but that’s what you want. You then use a electric hand beater for about two minutes. It not only whips those bastards to fluffy glory, but they are creamy AF. Add some salt and pepper to taste. Best. Mashed. Potatoes. Ever. You can add some garlic to this mix too, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Best. Ever. My daughters favourite. Never seen a kid savour anything not ice cream like her and this.

Off to make some Peña Coladas. Just cuz I can and I’ve got the ingredients.

Bring on the next comp! Well, a hint, at least. Chances are, we’ll need to wait until January.

Don't own a pressure cooker or a ricer or a masher. I mash my potatoes with STICKS, like in the olden days! Gonna go back to just cubing and boiling them next year.

Mets made some big moves - got Sterling Marte for center field, and looks like they're on the cusp of signing Sherzer too. There's acting like the Yankees of old (or the Dodgers of now).

I have a tiny cold, but I also have nothing planned, so I will push through and try to get a full chapter done today. It's action, how hard can it be?

The Get Back Beatles' doc is frikkin superb. I'll no doubt fanboy out on a TV thread somewhere about it. Just a great document about the creative process and artistic collaboration. And the music is timeless.

Coffee and a cookie would be a dream come true.

In the olden days, we’d put a pad of our homestead-made butter in our mouth, add some freshly-boiled potatoes, and chew, chew, chew, until we could squish the mush threw our gap-toothed smile into the awaiting serving bowl. After we did this a few times, we’d have about five pounds of mushy madness for the dindin table. Later, I bought the pressure cooker and ricer, but in a pinch, a little between the cheek and gums…

He uses sticks. Please. 🙄

I just heard someone call the cream filling of a dessert, fecal nut instead of hazelnut. I surely hope they misspoke. Regardless, I passed on their pasties today. PASTRIES! Darn autocorrect. I’d never pass on their pasties, unless of course, that’s the only thing Verbs wears when he’s sticking’ it to his potatoes. Wow. I got more image of that than I expected. Lots to unfold and innuendo-ize there. Now I got shivers too. I should write a story about that image. It might rival the story about a hand puppet in a church basement during a group session for addiction. You can tell a lot about a man and which direction he twirls his pasties. If Verbs is a right hand Dom, then they twirl to his clockwise.

I wish the snow and cold would go away. I can’t believe we have another four to five months of this. Time to relocate.

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Thanks for the warning, Ping. I've been eyeing it now that I have Prime. Good Omens and The Wheel of Time are ahead of it, though.

Not necessarily a warning. Just my observations. I can provide concrete examples of the show’s downhill progression of its writing. No one does westerns as good as Costner. He is fabulous. The cast is fabulous. The setting is fabulous. Even the long-term storyline is fabulous. Unfortunately, it’s the journey. It’s almost like the writers are competing with one another for the stupidest, most outlandish B-plot storyline. Plus, and this is silly, they are trying to get the characters to speak like the wonderful group of undesirables on Succession, arguably the best written show on TV right now. Yellowstone is not Succession, nor is it, or should it be, Coronation Street.

I agree with not discouraging people from their chosen form of entertainment, be it TV, music, and exotic dancing marsupials. How Verbs didn’t latch into The Americans is beyond me. It was an amazing series.

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Thanks for figuring out the coffee maker Sara! I'd love a cup.

So I made mashed potatoes in the crock pot for the first time ever. They came out tasty, and with good texture, but they are...grey. They look like ectoplasm. So I'm getting a lot of crap about it this weekend. Any hints from the cooks out there?

Critiquing all day today, so no writing. I have a whole book to finish critiquing by the 1st. Yikes.

Coffee and a procrastination-shaped cookie please.

Dude, by far the best way to creamy mashed potatoes is a pressure cooker first, but boiling with lots of salt, more than you’d expect, it okay. Pressure cooker is way better. Only russet potatoes. Thems best for mashed. The pressure cooker actually dries the potatoes too. Now the fun part.

Use a ricer, you know, that metal contraption that squishes things into long, narrow noodle like strands. No more lumps. Then, add a warmed mixture of melted, unsalted butter and milk, not cream, but milk. 2% or whole is best. This mix returns the moisture back to the tators. If dine right, the potatoes will be a thick, soupy mess, but that’s what you want. You then use a electric hand beater for about two minutes. It not only whips those bastards to fluffy glory, but they are creamy AF. Add some salt and pepper to taste. Best. Mashed. Potatoes. Ever. You can add some garlic to this mix too, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Best. Ever. My daughters favourite. Never seen a kid savour anything not ice cream like her and this.

Off to make some Peña Coladas. Just cuz I can and I’ve got the ingredients.

Bring on the next comp! Well, a hint, at least. Chances are, we’ll need to wait until January.

I’m undecided on The Beatles thing. It feels too much of a one-upmanship docudrama attempt. Maybe later… maybe not.

Just finished season three of Stranger Things with the kids. I asked some questions, then we watched some season four trailers. It seeeems okay?!? IDK. But I do give them top marks for the creative change and new location. I just don’t like that those relationships were torn apart by the move to California. I hope it works. TBD.

Just watched an autopsy show called, iCrocodile. Love that stuff. Buggars have a second, transparent eyelid that allows them to see under water. They can see in colour, underwater, and can fully open their pupils at night, giving them night vision as well. Add in their keen sense of smell, something like four hundred movement sensory capsules along their snout, and a four THOUSAND pound bite force, well, damn. Reminds me of my MIL.

Once wrote a story about a badly behaving husband who almost got taken by a croc or gator on a Floridian golf course. For the life of me, I can’t recall the name of that story. I think it had five parts. Oh well.

Floridian Swing. That was the dirty beastie.

Nothing new out there in TV land is really exciting me. Not motivated to watch anything. I enjoy Yellowstone but it’s become too much like a Mexican soap opera with unbelievable drama to match. Too much stuff is happening that would and could not happen without accountability, which on this show, there is next to none. I guess they’ve crossed that line for me. Season three’s finale jumped the shark. I’m not sure when or what specifically it was, that whole ending just happened. I don’t see JellyStone recovering for me, unless Yogi and BooBoo become regular cast members.

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Fairly chill T Day. Frankly, I’ve done turkey dinner so many times it’s easy and nearly foolproof (despite my own foolish nature) by now. Small group at the table, so a slimmed down menu. Here’s a first: Talia makes a homemade cranberry sauce I actually like.

Verbs & Talia’s new Thanksgiving tradition. Cranberry Sauce is code for poultry cosplay.

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

My favorite holiday: good food and togetherness and traditions, without all the presents and drama of Christmas. Making stuffing today, brining the turko tonight. Hope the coyote doesn't get to it when I set it outside. I'm gonna station the cats to guard it. They don't do enough work around here.

Writing a newsletter today, so no novel progress again til Friday.

Coffee and a cookie in the shape of gratitude.

I saw a guy beat the hell out of a coyote that tried to take one of his dogs from his urban, residential front yard. The coyote grabbed the dog just before the guy reached his dog. He pounced on both canids, startling the coyote. It released the dog and the guy repeatedly punched the coyote in the head. The video then ended. I’m assuming they ate coyote burgers that night. The video reminded me of the Aussie dude that got into a fist fight with a kangaroo after the roo grabbed and held the guy’s dog.

The other night, two coyotes stalked us while we walked our dogs. All safely got home. I’ve often wondered how I’d react if a coyote tried to take one of ours. We would first pick up our digs if the coyotes got too close. We’d then get to the nearest home and ring their doorbell, hoping they’d let us in, especially if the coyotes still followed us. That’s the safety plan. However, I get the feeling if the dogs were being carried by others, and the coyote still approached and/or stalked and definitely if it/they attacked, things would be handled differently.

I’d go for it’s tail and swing that predatory bastard like an Olympic hammer thrower before I either released it into the air or slammed it head first into a fence post, tree trunk, or concrete sidewalk. Yah, it’s not a vision or thought I enjoy, but it visits me every time I walk the dogs. Purposeful preservation, I suppose.

Something strong to tend to this delusional white dad saviour complex, please. Hazelnut coffee with a Metamucil chaser, perhaps? 😜

It’s been thirty years. I can’t believe it. Today is the thirtieth anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s passing. I truly miss that man and THAT voice.

Ring your bicycle bells if you’ve got ‘em.

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Ooh, almost forgot. This one's a self portrait. Note the goatee.

Two surprising things: THAT verdict and the proximity that electrical outlet is to your shower. Yikes. While standing in your shower, you can reach the outlet. Unless the picture’s perspective is off, that is a huge building code violation. And back to the news… That verdict. Wow. How?

Cheese and crackers, please. Any kind will do. Some ice water too.

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Sixty, six-toed cats.

Solve the meaning or identify the significance of that reference and Verbs will send you a signed copy of his 1985 Verbs’ Beefcake Calendar, with him sporting big ass ‘80’s hair and bombastic ’80’s flair.

Ping, all I can say is, there's the right way, the wrong way, and the Hemming way.

One of the world’s wackiest, that is for certain. You pounced on that like Mike Tyson on ears. Guess you don’t want to part with one of your NYC modelling reminders.

If I can dig up my long-haired NYC head shot from back in the day, I promise to post it for 24 hours. You will, I promise, be highly entertained.

200 words to go for the day. Feets don't fail me now.

I knew it. No one who’s lived in NYC and has been arrested three times has not ever had long hair. Since you have a David Gilmour vibe (not the sex toy but just the appearance of being a dildo), 😜 see what I did there, I suspect we’ll see a Pompei concert look, unless you had the shaggy Peter Frampton/Robert Plant mop, or, dare I say, the Art Garfunkel Jew-fro, but my money is on straight, silky-smooth, ankle-length Crystal Gayle locks. You’ll be in drag too.

“… gunna make my brown eyes blue… “

I’ll have what Rump’s having. Geez, I hope he can get back on a regular basis. The change has not be easy for him.

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Sixty, six-toed cats.

Solve the meaning or identify the significance of that reference and Verbs will send you a signed copy of his 1985 Verbs’ Beefcake Calendar, with him sporting big ass ‘80’s hair and bombastic ’80’s flair.

Ping, all I can say is, there's the right way, the wrong way, and the Hemming way.

One of the world’s wackiest, that is for certain. You pounced on that like Mike Tyson on ears. Guess you don’t want to part with one of your NYC modelling reminders.

Sixty, six-toed cats.

Solve the meaning or identify the significance of that reference and Verbs will send you a signed copy of his 1985 Verbs’ Beefcake Calendar, with him sporting big ass ‘80’s hair and bombastic ’80’s flair.

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Ping, Given your spooky success I'm sure you could work wonders with a story about cannibals, (long pig) is their main meal.

And just to ahow what a smart a-- I am, it is Bahrain, but surely Canada haven't qualified--oh, boy, we Brits have a great chance.

This footie qualifying thing is beyond me. I don’t know how it works but the announcers from last night’s match were seemingly counting unhatched chickens or pollo (Spanish for chicken?). Next to the Masters in April, the World Cup is my favourite global sporting event. I love the colours, especially now with high definition TV. My favourite team is Cameroon because I like yelling, “Ka-mar-ooooooooooooon!”

Now that I think about it, I’ve written two stories on the above said topic. One is a short funny, the other is dark, sordid, gender-fluid (no innuendo pun intended) soul-searching (and digesting) tale, with contemporary slant and a murderous twist. It even involves Limoncello. Yummy. 🤣

Short bread. Long pork. What’s the difference?

If you don’t know, don’t ever request or eat long pork. I wrote a story about it but never published it. Maybe I should. I will if we have a competition theme pertaining to it. 😉

Sadly, winter is here to stay. This is the first winter in my life that I’m cursing it. I guess I’ve hit that age. Sigh.

So much rain in British Columbia. Sections of major highways, including the Coca Cola highway, as I call it, have been washed away. This kind of stuff doesn’t happen in Canada. Climate changes dictate they do now. Hot and firey in the spring and summer, wet and floody in the fall and winter. Sigh again.

Last night, Team Canada and Mother Nature beat Team Mexico at their own game - devious game day tactics. Canada bested Mexico on and off the pitch yesterday, 2-1 in snowy, -10 C weather, or as we Canuckleheads call it, shorts & T-shirt weather. Mexico then, at the end of the World Cup pre-qualifier match, cleared the sidelines and tried to start a bench-clearing brawl a la hockey. I suppose when in Rome (or hockeyland)…

Canada should be going to Barain/Ba Rain/Brain (come on spell check, help a guy out!) in 2022 for the World Cup.

Have a groovy day everyone!

FINALLY. My kids asked if we can watch Stranger Things. Before, my son found the show ‘too stressful’. He still does. My daughter had zero interest. That’s now changed. Watched the first two episodes last night. Still pretty darn good. Will try to finish the first three seasons before season four gets released in 2022.