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Magnetron
Over 90 days ago

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Poems or song lyrics are simply a condensed version of prose that doesn't have to adhere to the rules of punctuation and all of the He Said She Said.

That this poem or that song lyric is "poetic" is something else entirely different.
What Is A Pome?


For those who incorrectly guessed
A pome is a brief quest
Lasting nowhere near as long as a tome
Unexpectedly ending shortly after it starts
And in the privacy of your own home
May involve K-Y Jelly
A lawn gnome
Perhaps auto parts
Sometimes it feels really good
Mostly it smarts
So, don't be a hero
Like when in Rome
I suggest you do as the Romans do
Except for Nero
Best known for accidentally burning everything down
While lighting his own farts