Drew was in my dreams for once.

I was standing in line trying to get on TPIR and he walked by with the producer, smiled and winked at me, then turned to said producer like, ‘Get them into the audience and be sure that George (the announcer) calls them down.’

Then I was up onstage with him, and after taping, he kissed me in his dressing room.

It’s all fun and games until Drew wears his blue glasses more than once during the same week.

After that, I’m a wreck and all bets are off.

No, I haven’t died. Real life caught up to me for a little while but I’m alive.

Don’t laugh at me too hard for this, but despite loving Drew for the past sixteen years, I’ve never seen him on ‘Whose Line is it Anyway?’

I know I can and should since it’s on HBO Max, but I just haven’t had the time cause I’ve been too busy binging his sitcom.

Not me still losing it over the fact that Drew blew a kiss at the end of yesterday’s episode in addition to his usual ‘I love you.’

I - I get all blushy every time I think about it.

…well, I’m one episode into the new season of WL and Jane seems to be closer to Anne again, but I won’t know for sure until I see a few more.

Right now I’m just glad there’s twenty episodes and not the usual thirteen cause that means seven extra chances to snuggle up to her, so to speak.

…so Jane is back tonight. Season three of WL kicks off with Twins Edition and I can’t wait to see what kind we’re getting. Last season she was closer to Anne so we’ll see.

…god, Drew looked so good today.

Not that I don’t think he looks good every day, but the black glasses and red plaid combo he had on today - well, that’s another lethal combo that I’m absolutely here for.

I spent most of the weekend watching my DCS dvds and ended up finishing the first season. I just love that I can watch my darling Drew on TV like a normal person.

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Elyse, I've been watching your ex on TV lately - just discovered Party Down, and Jane Lynch is very good and vey funny in it.

The old ones or the reboot? Oh, and I never said she was my ex (I’m polyamorous after all).

And I got my DCS dvds yesterday and have started over from the beginning purely cause I can.

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I was wondering when we’d see some Jane posts. Not gonna lie, I was kinda missing those. 🥰

…well, I’m glad somebody does. Ten days to go.

I’ve been so busy with Drew that I forgot to tell y’all that Jane is actually going to be back a bit sooner than I’d thought.

New WL starts on April 11th, not the 17th. Brace yourselves cause the posts are coming.

Drew wore his blue glasses today and, well, y’all should know what that does to me by now.

I may need a minute (or several, let’s be real here) cause I’m still thinking about how good he looked. No skinny jeans though - shame.

Not me still losing it over the fact that I was retweeted by Drew on Friday night.

…and I wasn’t even trying to be noticed, either.

…so I had another dream about Drew earlier. This time he owned a restaurant by a mall that lots of Broadway performers frequented.

I was a regular at the restaurant, but somehow it didn’t register that I was coming in to see him and not the stars until I finally told him. Naturally, I woke up just as he was going to kiss me, but eh.

…so I finally dreamed about Drew, but it was kinda awkward. He and I were trying to make out in various places but we kept being interrupted by somebody’s kid who wanted us to play with him.

But the best part was that Drew was nice and squishy like he used to be (so like, how he looked during his sitcom days and/or his first few years on TPIR).

It’s really, really windy here (to the point where it’s basically howling at times) and it’s making me anxious.

…god, I wish Drew was here to snuggle with me (or at the very least, distract me from it).

This isn’t me thinking I’d like to write a companion piece to my latest story over on the red side. That is, write a first kiss story or something else that could be posted here.

I made it to Monday and was well-rewarded for it.

Drew was wearing oversized black glasses kind of like the ones he used to wear when he first started as well as skinny jeans. He looked good enough to eat (figuratively).

Just today and tomorrow to go and then I’ll be able to snuggle up to Drew again. I really hope I never have to be away from him so long again.

I just want it to be Monday already so that I can snuggle up to Drew. Weekends, I can (mostly) handle but anything more than that and I start going nuts.

Aka there’s been March Madness on for the past two days and I’m feeling deprived. Monday can’t come fast enough.

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You might say he "Drew" you in, eh. 🤣

And then some, yeah.

Not gonna lie, I miss the days when he wore oversized glasses.

Honestly, when Drew first started hosting TPIR, I was watching for two reasons - to see what kind of weird (and hilarious) things he was going to say and to find out how he was going to do as host - but in a twist of fate and irony, my heart had other plans.

I mean, after finding out he was going to host, I was all, ‘Really? Who’d want to watch him?’ and now I can’t get enough of him.

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Rumor has it DCS is not streaming seasons 2-9 because of the amount of music they used. Not sure if that’s true.

That’s not a rumor. And it’s exactly why nobody has his show but Etsy.

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How much can Drew carry anyhow? 😜

Well, given that he’s stronger than he looks (which I know cause people jump on him on TPIR sometimes) I’d assume he can Carey quite a bit. I wish they wouldn’t though cause sharing him isn’t something I do well,

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How many Carries could a Drew Carey carry if a Drew Carey could carry carries?

(By the way, I found the DVDs on Etsy with Elyse’s exact search wording. Not many left, but way cheaper than eBay!).

…now that, I don’t know.

Also I ordered one of those copies so there’s probably even less now…but I’m happy cause more Drew is always a good idea.

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You mean buying one of the DVDs? I looked on Etsy but saw nothing.

Feeling better than I've felt in days! I think this flu is finally on the decline.

Weird. Did you try searching ‘Drew Carey Show DVDs’ the way I did?

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I was trying out a documentary series on the history of sitcoms that's up on Gem, the CBC's inhouse streaming service. The series originally ran on CNN it looks like. And Drew is one of the "talking heads". First I have seen the beard. Wow does he look different with it.

Yeah. Took me awhile to warm up to it but now I love it cause it gives him an extra helping of DILF vibes.

Little things about Drew I live for:

The split-second realization of ‘oh my god did I really just say that out loud’ before he starts giggling at whatever he said.

Btw verbal - if you’re still looking for his sitcom, try Etsy. Just trust me on this one.

I get to see Jane next month cause Weakest Link will be back on April 17th. Brace yourselves - the posts are coming.

…so I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ve finally warmed up to Drew’s beard after almost three years. I mean, yeah, I still miss seeing his dimples, but it’s okay.

He looks so good it’s not even funny.