I'm in possesion of a dirty mind and a twisted sense of humour so if I offend you it's not intentional. I sometimes forget that not everybody thinks like me. Still havent got round to posting my stories, mainly cause I haven't written the fucking things yet.

Interests
Heavy metal. Whatching mma. Comedy; daft jokes, dirty jokes. Twisted jokes. Fave stand ups Bill hicks, the big yin, dara o'briain, joe rogan.

Favorite Books
Have a nice day- Mick Foley. The detective Rebus series. The Byrne and Balzzano series.

Favorite Authors
Ian Rankin. Richard Montanari. Terry Pratchett.

Favorite Movies
Die hard, lethal weapon, blazing saddles.

Favorite Music
Metal