I'd rather not have coffee at all, thanks; it makes me jumpy.
You're in a dark hallway, and there are two zombies lurking around. One of them is really fast, can see you, but is easy to kill. The other is attracted to sound, and really difficult to kill, so will probably instantly kill you as soon as you kill the other zombie. You only have a knife and a Molotov cocktail. Do you fight and run the risk of dying or do you run like a wee nancy boy in the other direction?
I have in the past, but as the person I want to watch it with is 4000 miles away, it's pretty difficult, even with , getting a time where we're both either awake or not busy is quite a predicament sometimes.
What was the last big purchase you made? (Mine was a bass amp.)
Tricky question, that. Yes and no, would be the answer. Yes because it's nice, on occasion. No because I overheat easily (hey, I'm Scottish! We don't get much sun!).
If you've just been maliked, what has happened? (No cheating! Google* is NOT your friend here.)
*Other search engines are available.
Just be grateful you get to see her, some people's loved ones are on the other side of the earth.
This town is only big enough for one Kitty. One of us has to go... It sure as hell ain't gonna be me. Who am I fighting, and who wins?
Sit on my arse, play games, drink beer and watch DVDs. Nothing unusual for a Sunday, then.
The answer to your question is 'welcome to tomorrow!' but what's the question?
I don't live anywhere near tigers, so I couldn't. I very much doubt that a tiger would steal roast beef, anyway.
Would you ever use a Samuel L Jackson quote in a job interview?
It's not an art-form,
it's an arse-form, you complete
arse! Sheesh. Some people!
Looking at all the restaurants where Aria lives, there's so damned much choice. I know where I'd take her, but can't remember the name of it. Actually, there are several places, like Trapper's Sushi, SkyCity... Hell, I'd even take her somewhere cheap like Subway! Anywhere I'd be happy to just be with her.
Right, well, that was a bit cheesy. Do you like cheese?
Is tired a mood? 'Cause if it is, that's my mood.
Yeah. Life is too short to not laugh unabashedly. Oh, and for the record, I'm not grumpy, so shut your trap and never say that again.
Would you ever throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care?
Walk a mile? I walk that much just to get to a bus stop to see any of my friends. Most of my friends live at least ten miles away from me, and my family members are scattered all over the country. In the grand scheme of things, walking a mile is only equivalent to fifteen minutes, so of course I'd do it.
Do you understand quantum physics?
A baked potato with cheese. It was pretty delicious.
What will you have for lunch today?
Uh... The desert plain, maybe? I'm not really into plains, I much prefer mountainous areas or places with trees that I can climb.
What's your favourite place to relax?
No. The Dragon Code states that no person should ride on another's without their express permission, otherwise the dragon is very much within its rights to eat the non-permitted rider.
Would you ever go to a Marilyn Manson show?
Do you mean 'a kitten' as a boxing trainer, or are you referring to a person called Kitten? The only person called Kitten I know, is my girlfriend, and the only boxing I want to do with her is tonsil boxing. If you're referring to a kitten, then why on earth would I do something so absurd? I'd kill the poor thing!
Oh, and to answer Gypsy's question, I'd say my desktop and top of my desk are about the same. I'm really very lazy. I should do some cleaning up on my desktop, though.
Are you lazy when it comes to cleaning/tidying?
I think a few of my stories or poems fit into this category. I can't think of any offhand, and I'm a bit too tired to sift through them at the moment, but feel free to have a look yourself. It's interesting writing from the villain's point of view, if a little disturbing.
No, you just dream and it does it itself. It does need emptying every so often, though.
How many books do you own that you've not read yet?
Isn't milk and cookies a traditional thing? Why wouldn't anyone do that?
Would you ever answer a question with another question?
With head held high and walking tall,
I'll cut a swath and kill you all,
guns and knives, they are my toys,
come, line up, girls and boys.
Oh, I'm not a bad man,
I'm just a bit nuts,
no ifs, no buts... hey!
Where's my coconuts?!
This is why I kill you all,
cutting a swath and watching you fall,
stop stealing my coconuts,
you bunch of freaking ugly butts!
Morning, never a
good time to be an arse, but
then, when is? Never.
To overly simplify it, it should be said when the time is right. When is the time right? When the events or actions in the story dictate it. For example, a husband/father coming home from war, might scoop up his child, tell them he loves them, then do the same with his wife, and this could happen right at the start of the story. A newly founded couple could say it once a special event has taken place, like their first date, which could be halfway through the story, or they might never say it at all.
No, but maybe you and Sugarbaby should get a room.
Would you ever communicate through emoticons only?
Haiku, haiku, how
I wonder how to compose
you, 'cause this is poo.
I don't know, nor do I care.
When did this place become a PG version of 'that' place?
Not unless I changed my name to Anya.
Would you ever try the world's hottest vindaloo?
