If I had one, yeah. I mean, I regularly wear cat ears, so there's not much difference between full bunny and slight cat.
How are your creative endeavours going?
I love you.
Gas or electric?
No, thanks. If I elected to have myself committed, then yeah, I'd be cool, but nobody else gets to take my freedom and claim it's for my benefit... And yet voluntarily I go to work every day. That's like being in an asylum. Or a zoo, sometimes.
If you could lob an ax at someone, who would it be?
I've just spent an undisclosed amount of money on something secret. You'll find out soon.
Inconvenient.
A rake with no teeth.
It's making me feel quite sick!
This giant bowl of Nesquik.
I took too much,
and now I'm puking,
that'll teach my eyes to be wide,
and now myself, I shall chide.
And leave it for him to explain...
Wait, him is me! Gimme a sec...
Well, there's this programme,
called Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Xander is a character there.
"Yay?" Was his reaction to Buffy's call to action:
"I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every person on the face of the Earth to do it."
My "yay", was a similar reaction.
Also, I didn't know how to end the poem,
much like I don't know how to end this crappy one.
Love peace, joy, health and happiness for every single one,
but let's not jump the gun,
not everyone, surely?
But, of course!
Oh, why!
Because that's the opening line!
Despite their arguing,
this pair of weirdos,
might I add, with beard-os,
managed to settle it,
so no more with their shit.
Yay?
Dodecahedron: In geometry, a dodecahedron is any polyhedron with twelve flat faces. The most familiar dodecahedron is the regular dodecahedron, which is a Platonic solid.
Simply is word of the day because I like the way it sounds and the shape of the word.
I meant to post this yesterday, but forgot, so I'll just have it as my word today:
Word of the day: Dunderhead.
Meaning: Idiot, simpleton.
Reason: It's a funny word and a great insult.
Before the ravages of war begin,
I think I'll grow a thicker skin.
Toiling here, through thick and thin,
one wonders "why did it all begin?"
A couple of men
started fighting again.
Playground politics on a grand old scale,
safe in their bunkers, while the sirens wail.
Destruction is rife,
this is no life.
I just wish this madness would end.
What are you going to do,
when you see the dreaded
"This post has been hidden as you have blocked this member."
There's nothing to do,
so just remember:
Keep it simple, you stupid ass,
Stand back and appreciate the green, green grass.
There's no point in getting flustered,
so calm the heck down, you silly old bustard.
I think so... In fact, I know so. The world is full of colour, metaphorically and physically. It's a shame that a lot of people don't appreciate it.
Have you ever just stopped what you're doing to appreciate the beauty in something?
Roses are red,
this is pointless,
unlike a rose,
which is less point-less.
If I had a penny,
I'd buy two sweet red roses.
I'd keep one for me,
and give the other to beau.
Sad, though,
that I do not have a penny,
and I cannot give roses,
to my beautiful Jenny*.
*Jenny is fictitious and is only there because it rhymes.
Incredulous
ɪnˈkrɛdjʊləs/
Adjective
(Of a person or their manner) unwilling or unable to believe something.
My word because some recent event has left me feeling this way. I shan't say what event, but it wasn't a particularly good one.
Stealing of any kind, I've never been able to fathom. Unless you need to steal to live or support a loved one, it's a silly way to make a living. I think a lot of shoplifters do it for the rush, that feeling of euphoria when they actually manage to get away with it. That feeling in itself can be addictive, so maybe the root of the problem lies in addiction. They're simply addicted to adrenaline.
If shoplifters are addicted to adrenaline, why can't they find some other way to channel it?
No, but they may have been there in some kind of advisory capacity.
If you fell for a person, so much so that you became betrothed, would you still marry them, if you found out they were an alien?
Awkward and at a loss for words and actions. I'd like to be the person who is there with the sympathy, or whatever they need, but unfortunately, unless we're both crying about the same thing, I just don't really know how to react.
Is the truth* out there?
*Aliens, if you've not watched The X-Files.
Shove off, everyone, I'm here and the winner, so shove off, everyone.
Pain - a distressing feeling, often caused by some sort of stimuli, the stimulus in my case being... Actually, I have no idea, which is why I'm going to the doctor to get it looked at. Pain, horrible word, horrible feeling, but really quite necessary, for without it, we'd be knackered, and that is why it's my word of the day.
I love the speed of a newly installed hard drive; I hate having to reinstall most of the drivers and programs.
I think I'll light a candle for David Bowie.
It's been a while,
since I had a smile.
It used to be easy,
but now it makes me queasy.
I wake up and I put my face on,
but really, it's tough,
putting on such a bluff.
I just wish that one day
this malady will go away.
I pray and I wish,
that I could eat fish.
Or any food,
that would be good.
Instead I'm trapped in this shell,
this stupid shell is my hell.
A limerick is this,
Written by a bloke called Chris.
I'm just kiddin',
Chris is a midden,
a total munter, can't even get a kiss.
Gallus: Glaswegian word for someone who is arrogant. Can be applied to arseholes who think think they're God's gift, especially if they're mildly attractive.
Lemmy, who was buried yesterday. The world has lost its most unique bassist and one of the biggest gentlemen ever to have existed.