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I used to think that if I jumped high enough, I could land on the moon. I still think that, so I guess I must be a kid at heart


This reminded me that when I was a kid, I thought that the reason people could not fly was because they did not practice hard enough and begin young enough. I was determined that I would start as soon as possible, and spent countless hours leaping off an ottoman, furiously flapping my arms. I actually thought I was beginning to make progress.


Funnily, I used to do something similar, only I'd jump off anything to try and make myself fly. I, too, really did start to think I was getting the hang of it. Maybe one day we shall manage.
I used to think that if I jumped high enough, I could land on the moon. I still think that, so I guess I must be a kid at heart
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If I may throw in one last suggestion: would it not be better to change those buttons to Prose and Verse (or Poetry), and put songs ij the second group as well? Poems are stories too, so that name would be incorrect, and songs on the other hand, are usually poems too.


But why change a label that has worked for years and continues to work? It's perfectly functional and accurate, and appeals to all. Some people get scared away when they see the words "prose" and "verse" because it seems much more formal than it actually is. That's not something we want happening here.
I could say exactly the same about the layout of the homepage. Why change it, when it has always worked fine? Still, change is what we're facing. I think the whole point of that change is, to make it possible, to list prose without having to sift through poetry and the other way around. That is fine by me, but do it consistently and use the correct labels. If I am correct, it was you, that claimed poems are stories too. So to claim now, that poems are not stories, is inconsistent to say the least.


I'm not saying that poems are not stories, so don't try to put words in my mouth. I'm simply saying that when people look at stories, they know they're getting stories, when they look at poems, they know they're getting poems. It's concise enough, so why change it? That's all. Also, don't bring another thread into this thread, especially one that has been locked. They're separate subjects, so let it go.
Can you imagine if pirates liked toast instead of rum? They'd probably be less bloodthirsty, you know, not being drunk all the time.
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If I may throw in one last suggestion: would it not be better to change those buttons to Prose and Verse (or Poetry), and put songs ij the second group as well? Poems are stories too, so that name would be incorrect, and songs on the other hand, are usually poems too.


But why change a label that has worked for years and continues to work? It's perfectly functional and accurate, and appeals to all. Some people get scared away when they see the words "prose" and "verse" because it seems much more formal than it actually is. That's not something we want happening here.
Not a chance! I don't mess with people's feelings, simple as that.

Would you ever want to be a Poet Laureate?
Have you filled in the rating, title and one liner (the one liner is optional). If you don't fill in the title and rating, it'll just give an error.
I suppose rather than being a poll in the forum, there could be yet another button for us to press, marked 'story of the month', but then that means more coding, and really it would be pretty much for naught. It wouldn't be used very often, of that I'm sure. People come here to read and write. Most of us... Okay, well I'll speak just for me, I'm not that competitive. I don't care about awards, I don't even care about how I'm perceived. All I want is to sit, write, submit writing and move on. Why has everything got to be a competition? Is it not enough to just appreciate that we have some place, a moderated place, to stick our writing on?

Here's the wackiest suggestion you'll see, yet: How about everything, I mean everything, regardless of quality, gets an award just for being submitted? Call it a Bravery Award, or something. Awards this, awards that, screw that, just write and be thankful that anyone reads it. I know I am (even if I do sometimes rant... That's just me hanging myself, so sorry about that.)
I suppose so, but it depends on the circumstances. That's all I'm saying about this. Don't start a thread about it, please.

What is your current favourite song? Mine would have to be:

String

by

Spike Milligan

String
Is a very important thing.
Rope is thicker,
But string,
Is quicker


P.S The meaning of this is obscure that's why, the higher the fewer
I used to enjoy gardening. I don't really have the inclination to do it any more, but when I did, I used to plant pansies. Of course, my neighbours would come along and stomp on them, but I just kept planting them. I used to love cacti, too. I tried growing a venus fly trap. Didn't really work, though.

What number am I thinking of?
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So I already know my initial opinion is going to be dreadfully overruled and cause a whole commotion that nobody wants. So I might to provide a possible solution. Not everyone likes stories, not everyone like poetry and those short micro fiction pieces, which is understandable for both sides, not everyone's tastes are the same.

So how about we have everything on the main page, and then we have the second and third tabs to choose either stories or poetry or whatever. Or if your one of those extremists you can go into settings and just block whatever genre you don't wish to read or write and it clears the page of those certain genres.

I can personally say that I really don't fancy poetry that much, and seeing the front page is almost always filled with poems everyday, it gets difficult to find stories till eventually I just don't feel like reading anything because all I can find is poems, but that is more so that most people don't write stories anyways. It isn't really anyone's fault that half the people here are poets and even the people who write stories shove out a poem or two every once in a while.

Everyone's work is important, and deserves a place on the front page, so maybe we use the old front page and and keep the new front page as a secondary and third tab for those few oddballs like me.

Does that make sense?
Makes perfect sense to me, but I already said it, only I was unusually succinct, for someone who usually rambles:

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Perhaps there should be three buttons on the front page: New (Stories and poems, like the old-style front page), Poems (New poems only) Stories (New stories only).
I've broken three bones: One in my wrist, which I was in a cast for, and both my big toes, which saw me hobbling around for a few weeks while it healed. The toes hurt more than the wrist.

Have you ever had a concussion?
Perhaps there should be three buttons on the front page: New (Stories and poems, like the old-style front page), Poems (New poems only) Stories (New stories only).
I think there are alien bases everywhere in this universe, including here on Earth, so yeah, definitely on the moon.

Ever sneeze so hard, it makes you fart?
So I'm on my break at work. I work on computers, so a 15 minute break every two hours is mandatory by law. So, I've stopped staring at one big screen, and now I'm staring at a wee screen on my phone. Silly Kitty!
Certainly not for me. I ordered a lot of stuff from amazon and ebay over Christmas, and the amount of bubble wrap I ended up with, I could have run some kind of popping racket and made a fortune. Another million pound idea I didn't implement.

What million (choose your currency) idea did you come up with and not implement?
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Right, so I write a poem, designed to make people cry. What happens? The buggers laugh. Why? Do you not get that there's a poignancy to death, and to the poem? The man is in the ground for goodness sake! Yeah, it's absurd, but that doesn't mean that absurd can't be poignant. I do write absurd and silly things, but not all the time. Sometimes I am being serious, and I'd really like people to stop trying to fit me into a genre. I'm not funny. Not intentionally. Sometimes my poems and stories take a bit of interpretation, so maybe bear that in mind next time you read something of mine.
I am really sorry Andrew, but the smile it gave me, wasn't because of what you said with that poem, because I did take that seriously. Still, I can't help enjoying the way you describe even the most serious things, hence the smile.


Well, perhaps I misconstrued your comment. Sorry about that.
Right, so I write a poem, designed to make people cry. What happens? The buggers laugh. Why? Do you not get that there's a poignancy to death, and to the poem? The man is in the ground for goodness sake! Yeah, it's absurd, but that doesn't mean that absurd can't be poignant. I do write absurd and silly things, but not all the time. Sometimes I am being serious, and I'd really like people to stop trying to fit me into a genre. I'm not funny. Not intentionally. Sometimes my poems and stories take a bit of interpretation, so maybe bear that in mind next time you read something of mine.
There was a guy from who knows where,
You know, I suspect he had no hair.
He came in with a gun
and shot folk for fun.
Worst thing? It was all on a dare.