When he goes to the beach he takes his binoculars. He says they are for bird watching, but he is no twitcher...
He stole my bikini and struts up and down the beach in it.
Fall Leaves
Red wine or white?
We wouldn't be in this predicament if you hadn't belched in the cops face
Arrested for coughing up fur balls on the street
Death by Chocolate... if I could. :-(
Day or night?
Can't you pick the lock with a claw?
He pole dances at the 'pussy galore night club'
He seems to be a nice guy.
Breaking into an Italian restaurant and eating all the lasagne
I wish I had a magic wand... that works
The moustache groomer at the barber shop
The first thought is "I'll have to google that, as I am not familiar with it"
here's one I am all too familiar with... and most people won't be..
MOMBASA
I wish the logistics of moving 600kms away were easier.
Today I feel about a hundred years old because I'm sore from having a Xbox dance-off with a friend last night... with shots... when will we ever learn?!