Rest in Peace
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Rest in Peace
Well, yeah...something like that anyway...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
Sometimes it really pays to use a pen name...as opposed to a "penis name"...just sayin'
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
This is a joke that was posted earlier today by my friend, and fellow author Ica Iova...I could be wrong, but I have a feeling I'm not the only one here who would be ecstatic if I made $13k in a year writing...just sayin'
JOKE OF THE DAY
Three guys are sitting at a bar.
#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?"
JOKE OF THE DAY
Three guys are sitting at a bar.
#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?"
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
Hate when that happens btw...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
Poor characters just go through Hell...and does the author even care?
And I have to say...for a dog, Snoopy really knows what's up...
And I have to say...for a dog, Snoopy really knows what's up...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
It's a conspiracy, I tell you...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
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This is a joke that was posted earlier today by my friend, and fellow author Ica Iova...I could be wrong, but I have a feeling I'm not the only one here who would be ecstatic if I made $13k in a year writing...just sayin'
JOKE OF THE DAY
Three guys are sitting at a bar.
#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?"
Good one! And the English Major one too..
Thanks for sharing!
Rest in Peace
No problem there Enchantress...here's another one a few of my friends here may relate to...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
I guess this would under "Writerly Humor"...nobody but a writer would appreciate this one, no doubt...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
If you know what this means without having to look it up...you might be an English teacher...just sayin'
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
Here's a bit of humor that only a writer, or editor, could possibly appreciate...
Q. What’s black and blue and red all over?
A. A rookie author and his manuscript in the hands of a professional editor!
Q. What’s black and blue and red all over?
A. A rookie author and his manuscript in the hands of a professional editor!
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
Yeah...it's probably a good thing that I'm not a brain surgeon btw...just sayin'
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
The internet must be down as well...just sayin'
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
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An oldie, but a goodie: The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Rest in Peace
Hate when that happens btw...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
You really got to like the way the teacher really makes it clear for them...not much margin for error here...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.
Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
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Not sure if this fits in here, but I'm posting here, anyway. I bring you, the Necronomemoticon:
(;..;)
(;..;)
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Rest in Peace
A little known piece of writing history my friends...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
I think that more than a few of my friends here will understand the humor behind this one...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
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Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Rest in Peace
Anyone here want the job btw?
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
Try explaining that one to kids these days...
Another sign of the times my friends...
The kid will grow up to be a great book reviewer someday...
Another sign of the times my friends...
The kid will grow up to be a great book reviewer someday...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
This one is required viewing my friends...trust me on this...
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
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I see a serious dilemma in the making here my friends...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Rest in Peace
Yeah, I know...this one is a bit rough...
I'll be sure to keep this in mind in case anyone ever asks...
I'll be sure to keep this in mind in case anyone ever asks...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...