DirtyMartini's Tips on How To Write A Great Story
1. Keep Vodka in freezer with a chilled shot glass
2. Take a shot
3. Sit at Corona typewriter with plenty of carbon paper
4. Go to freezer.. take another shot
5. Sit back down at typewriter.. light up a filterless Camel
6. Go to freezer.. take another shot
7. Sit back down at typewriter.. call adult chat line and ask for Wendy
8. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
9. Sit back down at typewriter.. look down and notice you're not wearing any pants and your socks don't match..
10. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
11. Go copy someone else's story.. add some sex with aliens scenes and call it your own..
12. Oh yeah... almost forgot.. Go back to freezer.. take another shot
I'm pretty sure someone like Stephen King said something like "don't ever be a writer". I can't remember the exact quote, but it was something of that ilk.
Here's a tip from me, even though I'm not "a great": on occasion, switch your mind off, get out of your own mind, take a step back and just enjoy writing; it shines through when a creator enjoys their craft. Actually, that's pretty much good life advice.
"You asked me about writing--how I did it. There is no trick to it. If you like to write and want to write, you write, no matter where you are or what else you are doing or whether anyone pays any heed. I must have written half a million words (mostly in my journal) before I had anything published, save for a couple of short items in St. Nicholas. If you want to write about feelings, about the end of summer, about growing, write about it. A great deal of writing is not "plotted"--most of my essays have no plot structure, they are a ramble in the woods, or a ramble in the basement of my mind. You ask, "Who cares?" Everybody cares. You say, "It's been written before." Everything has been written before." E. B. White, Letter to "Miss R..."
"Any book not worth reading twice was not worth reading the first time." Oscar Wilde
To write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write.....Gertrude Stein
I guess my days as a member of polite society are long over...some would argue that were over before they started, but no mind...
Anyway...good post Maggie...and yeah, Stephen is usually good for some sound advice...and this article is no exception...who am I to argue with Stephen anyway?
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Best advice I ever received was from my favorite graduate school Writer's Forum Professor and Writer in Residence:
Don't rely on some self-sacrificing, invisible angelic power of creativity to visit you, rescue you from yourself, control your eyes, control your thoughts, form your words, move your fingers and create your art. You see, if you do that then "it" will have to sign its name at the bottom. "You" didn't really do anything, did you? At some point, you are going to have to put in the hard work all by your little lonesome. Then, you can call yourself a writer.
Second best advice was at a lecture given by a visiting writer:
Every word should be necessary. Ask yourself why it is there. If you can remove it and it changes nothing, than remove it. It was a waste of energy to write and a waste of energy to be read.
~ Toni Morrison
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One more. It's great too.
Make me care.
--Andrew Stanton
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Like the rest of you I HAVE AN OPINION, which I am free to express. Just because it does not chime with yours does NOT give you the right to slag me off as you see fit. By doing so you render your own comments pointless. There is a difference between disagreeing with what I say and making your comments personal. There are one or two who need to learn the difference.
There is only one who needs to learn the difference.. as soon as possible please.