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I am sitting at my desk at work, trying to appear to be ignoring my students...I am so tired of listening to talk of drugs and stealing things and and swearing....AAAAHHHHHH there's the bell! It's lunch time!
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I am sitting at my desk at work, trying to appear to be ignoring my students...I am so tired of listening to talk of drugs and stealing things and and swearing....AAAAHHHHHH there's the bell! It's lunch time!
That reminds me of a time when one of my teachers shocked the whole class (apart from me). They were all making a terrible rabble, shouting and swearing, so the teacher gets up, stands in front of the blackboard and shouts "will you f**king stop f**king swearing!" and then goes back to her work and the whole class just look with a slack jawed expression. I just looked up and giggled, then got back to my work.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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I am sitting at my desk at work, trying to appear to be ignoring my students...I am so tired of listening to talk of drugs and stealing things and and swearing....AAAAHHHHHH there's the bell! It's lunch time!
That reminds me of a time when one of my teachers shocked the whole class (apart from me). They were all making a terrible rabble, shouting and swearing, so the teacher gets up, stands in front of the blackboard and shouts "will you f**king stop f**king swearing!" and then goes back to her work and the whole class just look with a slack jawed expression. I just looked up and giggled, then got back to my work.
Sounds like a typical hour in my class....I have learned how to swear real good at this job....sometimes we have to speak their language to get them to understands us. "Please sit down and be quiet" doesn't work with them. For the kiddos I work with, its "Sit your A** down and shut the F**k up!" that, they understand....
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I am sitting at my desk at work, trying to appear to be ignoring my students...I am so tired of listening to talk of drugs and stealing things and and swearing....AAAAHHHHHH there's the bell! It's lunch time!
That reminds me of a time when one of my teachers shocked the whole class (apart from me). They were all making a terrible rabble, shouting and swearing, so the teacher gets up, stands in front of the blackboard and shouts "will you f**king stop f**king swearing!" and then goes back to her work and the whole class just look with a slack jawed expression. I just looked up and giggled, then got back to my work.
Sounds like a typical hour in my class....I have learned how to swear real good at this job....sometimes we have to speak their language to get them to understands us. "Please sit down and be quiet" doesn't work with them. For the kiddos I work with, its "Sit your A** down and shut the F**k up!" that, they understand....
Sounds almost familiar. I had this teacher who got so mad, for no damned reason, and chucked a desk through a window. He was read to go on the rampage and the only one who could calm him down was this wee teacher (incidentally, the one I mentioned in my first post), I mean she was tiny, like four feet or something to his six feet and she just came in, whooped his arse and walked out with him, meanwhile, we just sat there dumbfounded.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Quote by Rebellious_SoulQuote by Bubbles3406
I just realized that I have to finish typing part 4...ugh...I forgot.
O.O NOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! CURSED... THORNS... BLOOD ROSES... AND NOW THE FORGOTTEN!!!! NOT TO MENTION THE OTHER SHORT SIDE STORIESI BEEN WORKING ON! (baka... I am a baka...)
We are to busy. They will understand.
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I find it interesting how people will hide their real feelings about a person 'to be nice' and when the person is not there they don't seem to mind being less than nice. But what is even better are the innocent bystanders who passively watch it and allow it to happen. I've lost more than one friend by correcting them about what they said about a person when they were not there. For instance:
Jim (speaking with myself and two others listening) "You should have seen Bob at the game. He has a total lack of understanding of baseball strategy. He's dumber than a rock. The team would be so much better without him."
Jim (after friend Bob joined us) "It's too bad the coach doesn't think about baseball the way you do Bob. Maybe we'd have a better record. I was just telling everyone what a great head you have for the game." as he gives a little smile and glances at the other people who were there earlier.
Me "That's not what you said Jim. You said Bob didn't know shit about baseball and that we'd be better off without him because he's dumber as a rock."
Bob "Is that so Jim!" (he's pissed)
Jim "I never said anything like that. I didn't say you didn't know shit about baseball."
Bob "But Roland said you did. He's never lied to me and I know you talk behind peoples back all the time."
Jim "He's just jealous because I'm a better player than him." (no he wasn't, not even close and Bob knew it)
Bob "Is that true Roland?" (he's still pissed)
Me "No it's not this shithead is lying. I'm not jealous of a worthless second-stringer. Ask Al & Bill, they were here."
Al and Bill just stare at everyone but remain silent.
Bob "Well who's telling the truth. Al? Bill?"
Al "I didn't here anything. I don't know what they're talking about."
Bill "He didn't say you don't know shit about baseball, well not in those words."
Bob "I should kick your ass."
Me "For what? I'm the only one telling the truth."
Then Bob kicks my ass as Al & Bill slink away and Jim laughs.
Later Bill tells Bob the truth. Bob comes to me and apologizes to me then tells me he can never trust me because if I would rat on Jim, I would probably rat on him.
I just don't understand how things work I guess. At least I was happy to find out that Bob kicked Al and Jim ass too. Four friends that I was never close to again. Was I right? Was I a rat?
There is an old saying, 'The person who rocks the boat is usually the first one wet."
I think about things like this and realize how much I don't really understand about people. I can usually logically explain why the people do what they do. Intellectually I understand, but in my heart I just don't get it.
Jim (speaking with myself and two others listening) "You should have seen Bob at the game. He has a total lack of understanding of baseball strategy. He's dumber than a rock. The team would be so much better without him."
Jim (after friend Bob joined us) "It's too bad the coach doesn't think about baseball the way you do Bob. Maybe we'd have a better record. I was just telling everyone what a great head you have for the game." as he gives a little smile and glances at the other people who were there earlier.
Me "That's not what you said Jim. You said Bob didn't know shit about baseball and that we'd be better off without him because he's dumber as a rock."
Bob "Is that so Jim!" (he's pissed)
Jim "I never said anything like that. I didn't say you didn't know shit about baseball."
Bob "But Roland said you did. He's never lied to me and I know you talk behind peoples back all the time."
Jim "He's just jealous because I'm a better player than him." (no he wasn't, not even close and Bob knew it)
Bob "Is that true Roland?" (he's still pissed)
Me "No it's not this shithead is lying. I'm not jealous of a worthless second-stringer. Ask Al & Bill, they were here."
Al and Bill just stare at everyone but remain silent.
Bob "Well who's telling the truth. Al? Bill?"
Al "I didn't here anything. I don't know what they're talking about."
Bill "He didn't say you don't know shit about baseball, well not in those words."
Bob "I should kick your ass."
Me "For what? I'm the only one telling the truth."
Then Bob kicks my ass as Al & Bill slink away and Jim laughs.
Later Bill tells Bob the truth. Bob comes to me and apologizes to me then tells me he can never trust me because if I would rat on Jim, I would probably rat on him.
I just don't understand how things work I guess. At least I was happy to find out that Bob kicked Al and Jim ass too. Four friends that I was never close to again. Was I right? Was I a rat?
There is an old saying, 'The person who rocks the boat is usually the first one wet."
I think about things like this and realize how much I don't really understand about people. I can usually logically explain why the people do what they do. Intellectually I understand, but in my heart I just don't get it.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
There all idiots Roland. Can't handle the truth and only do what they think others want to hear. I lost a friend for bad mouthing a girl (who not only was a horrible influence, but fake as hell, and turning into a slut.) But my friend still decided to dump me as a friend because the girl was pissed and told her something about me. I don't particularly care. I was gone the next week anyways. The girl is probably fulfilling her own self prophecy of being one of those arrogant slutty girls, when she could of been so much more.
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I want lay in a bath tub of blood n sing
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This is a robbery!
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Lately, I haven't exactly been wanting to write. I'm tired of writing poems. I seem to start a story and then stop and never start again. I found a story that I wrote almost six months ago and it is very strange. It goes nowhere and really doesn't do much, but I found it very satisfying to write. I'm just wondering if others would like to read it. To me, it needs a sequel, but I don't really want to write a sequel and at the same time, it feels as if the story is incomplete, even though it is actually complete. I guess you'd have to read the damned thing to actually understand what I'm banging on about.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Quote by TommyJustine is on my mind.
Just stares and shakes her head n walks away with her Teddy bear.... hmph idoits
It's cold, I feel numb. My face it wet, why am I shivering? My heart aches for some odd reason, the voices in my head are just too loud. Im confused, wasn't I fine yesterday? Wasn't I okay earlier today? Where did it go wrong? How did I come to this dark place in my mind yet again?! No... I was angry, I was furious. Because... well just forget it. Don't want to burden you with my problems anymore then I have.
I know I shouldn't feel abandon but I do. I know that I have people that care but I feel unloved. it is just a feeling and it goes away but I hurts so much. I just want to go up to my friends here and outside here and tell them who I fully feel. I just can't, I try so hard but I just can't. It is like a line between me and my friends; I want to cross it but every time I try something always gets me to stay back. Maybe I just should right? I mean I don't want to hurt people and hell sure don't want to get hurt either. No, maybe I should risk it and have the risk of never feeling the same. I mean who cares right? I am trying to reach out ; that's good enough. And if I fail then, o well, right? Trying counts... oh look I am just rambling now. I should be quite and keep the rest to myself.
Kind-hearted Aussie Angel
I am feeling really alone like i have all my life, even though i have some of the most amazing friends... maybe its time to stop caring and helping others .
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Best friends forever.
I have to squint really hard to not see that second line as boobs with two nipples each.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=