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what a better way to answer a toast thread than with the Toast Song itself!
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what a better way to answer a toast thread than with the Toast Song itself!




That is wonderful, thank you! It's going on my profile page now.
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swoons!!!!
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hahahaha!!! do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?
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what a funny thread.

I like English muffins toasted with butter substitute and jelly

if I have breakfast out.

wait, I like bagels and cream cheese.

the bagel toasted.
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hahahaha!!! do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?


Totally depends on if toast was imbibed by the primary emergency responder, so that toast breath becomes part of the first response treatment.

But you knew that, right?
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hahahaha!!! do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?


Totally depends on if toast was imbibed by the primary emergency responder, so that toast breath becomes part of the first response treatment.

But you knew that, right?







of course.. but it's bagel breath..
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thats exactly how i like my toast buttered...
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"Don't play with your food!" How many times have we all heard that one? Well, here's a gadget that encourages you to play with your food!




Who knew toast was such a huge thing? There's toast everything out there!
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btw Gypsy.. this lovely car toaster was posted by the mysterious Ariesdragon...
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LOL! What I would like/need is a voice activated timer to use in the kitchen.
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I don't think anyone posted these before...I think this is kinda cool...as far as toasters go anyway...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
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A Wee Poem About Toast by Andrew

Toast, toast, we want our toast,
what is it that we want the most?
Why, we want our toast!
And a cuppa tea, too.

Spread it with marmalade,
slather it with butter,
coat it in Marmite (ew!)
Jam's a good bet,
Oh! Joyous toast!
How versatile you are!

We love toast.
Crunch!
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Three slot toaster because someone evil decided to mess with those with OCD.