Written by a silly wee Scot - me! It has no title, but it really doesn't need one. If you need a translation, just ask, but it's pretty simple:
Ma hauns are cauld,
slippin' aboot the ice,
ma nose is runnin'
an' ma arse is smartin'.
ah fell doon, right oan ma bum,
noo its completely numb,
ah want ma mum!
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Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=