You Know Things Are Bad When.......

You know things are bad when Pirate Santa!! comes down the chimney!

You know things are bad when Pirate Santa is so busy singing he forgot the presents.

You know things are bad when the Easter Bunny picks up the forgotten presents and takes over Christmas

You know things are bad when the Easter Bunny is mugged by the Tooth Fairy for the presents.

You know things are bad when the tooth fairy puts the presents on Ebay.

You know things are bad when Pirate Santa!! hacks eBay to get the presents back

You know things are bad when all the presents were already sold.

You know things are bad when you discover who bought them.

You know things are bad when eBay tells Santa some guy named Rudolph bought them all.

You know things are bad when Santa does not recognise the buyer's red nose

You know things are bad when Rudolph engineers a takeover of Santa's workshop and fires Santa

You know things are bad when The Grinch attacks Rudolph.

You know things are bad when Rudolph brings in the Abominable Snowman to deal with the Grinch (this is turning into the SCU - Santa Cinematic Universe).

You know things are bad when Rudolph brings in the Abdominal snowman by mistake.

You know things are bad when I'm the first poster in 12 hours.

You know things are bad when everyone is too lazy lately. Hehee

You know things are bad when everyone claims they don't have the time to communicate

You know things are bad when the solution has the same problem as the thing you were trying to fix.

You know things are bad when you find you have to go on solving and resolving.

You know things are bad when Spring can't make up it's mind.

You know things are bad when you take off your snow tires and it snows twice in less than two weeks.

You know things are bad when all you have to worry about is the lousy weather

You know things are bad when you buy new snow tyres and only get one day of snow all winter!

You know things are bad when I don't have ten million dollars.

You know things are bad when Elon Musk buys Stories Space. 😲

(kidding)

You know things are bad when Elon Musk can't spell Stories Space. Grin.

You know things are bad when you don't even know who Elon Musk is

You know things are bad when you're happy to hear of someone who doesn't know who Elon Musk is (I'm sick of the guy)

You know things are bad with dear people are talking about some freak with initials EM.

You know things are bad when this EM appears to irritate people