You Know Things Are Bad When.......

You know things are bad when you are lifted by the smallest of compliments.

You know things are bad when you can't get enough comments from a handsome man.

You know things are bad when Elizabeth doesn't specify what brand of comment she seeks.

You know things are bad when a beau doesn't recognize compliments is comments.

You know things are bad when this becomes a two-way conversation

You know things are bad when I don't take the time to write a proper letter.

You know things are bad when you forget what a proper letter looks like.

You know things are bad when no one knows what a proper letter looks like.

You know things are bad when someone has to show you

You know things are bad when a meme about a fight at the Oscars is used by a Canadian politician (and not well)

You know things are bad when Will Smith and Chris Rock are the only things considered important to talk about.

You know things are bad when media wishes to tarnish the Oscars by lauding one crazy incident.

You know things are bad when you wake up feeling you are being stabbed in the foot

You know things are bad when a sweet ape man has a knife in his foot.

You know things are bad when you are the only one in the building with stable power. (yes, that's what happening at work today)

You know things are bad when monkeys don't like bananas.

You know things are bad when a lady put her bra on back to front and things look better that way.

You know things are bad when you find out you are not supposed to put them on back to front.

You know things are bad when nobody notices the difference

You know things are bad when everyone laughs hysterically at how you dress.

You know things are bad when forget your own birthday, deliberately.

You know things are bad when wonderful people aren't out excitedly celebrating their birthday.

You know things are bad when you can't find marshmallow peeps anywhere in town .

You know things are bad when you've stopped looking for household jobs and your wife points out SIX!

You know things are bad when marshmallow peeps have disappeared. Sounds like thieves.

You know things are bad when it becomes obvious who the thief is.

You know things are bad when there are so many thieves.

You know things are bad when the guy who is investigating the system problem realizes he is the guy who CAUSED the system problem. 😳

You know things are bad when the guy who investigated the problem is forced to report his fault.

You know things are bad when the investigator blames you and adds a call-out charge