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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Active Ink Slinger
Okay you and the person above you are arrested and wake up in the back of a police car and what would be the first thing you'd say to them
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
well?
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
Seriously, the sign said free samples, how were we to know it didn't pertain to everything within the shop...It was't stealing it was false advertising as far as I am concerned.
Active Ink Slinger
I told you, doing it on the hood of a policecar was a bad idea
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
This question velongs in ask and answer and the police are the people who caught onto the conspiracy.
Active Ink Slinger
well you wanted to have a private chat but this is ridiculous
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Forum Facilitator
What ever possessed you to suddenly to rob a Doughnut Shop?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Active Ink Slinger
Did you bring the coffee? I think we may be here awhile.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
Active Ink Slinger
You told me they were geraniums!
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Advanced Wordsmith
I listened to you because you said you were familiar with this type of thing. I knew I should have never listened. Now we are both in trouble.
Active Ink Slinger
I should have believed my mommy when she told me your ghostbuster company was just a scam to rip off the rich
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
remember when they ask questions your deaf and I don't speak english
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
Tell me again: which one of us is deaf and which one of us does not speak English?
Active Ink Slinger
Hey girl, that was great pot! Who owns this funky car?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
You mooning them as they passed by wasn't a good idea
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
Maybe you could offer them some coffee?
Active Ink Slinger
If you keep talking about your pet dragon they might take us to County and book us in the mental ward
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
I thought you said it was going to be an easy job?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
and i thought you said letting the air outta the cop car tires would be fun
Active Ink Slinger
Damn! I told you we should have worn clown costumes.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Active Ink Slinger
And one of the cops is thrilled to have busted popeye
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Lurker
My mum warned me about guys like you...
Lurker
Let's blame it on our dogs.
Active Ink Slinger
i hope the police put us in the same cell
Lurker
I knew we should not have went into that place and started dancing ton the table tops.
Active Ink Slinger
awww yea but it was so much fun
Active Ink Slinger
I told you that Ginger set us up with this job
Lurker
Ghosts?!

You're kidding me, right?
Active Ink Slinger
Don't look all innocent...it was your crazy idea. Again! Damn, will I never learn?
Active Ink Slinger
I told you not to wear that shirt with a rose on it