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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Okay you and the person above you are arrested and wake up in the back of a police car and what would be the first thing you'd say to them
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
well?
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Seriously, the sign said free samples, how were we to know it didn't pertain to everything within the shop...It was't stealing it was false advertising as far as I am concerned.
I told you, doing it on the hood of a policecar was a bad idea
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
This question velongs in ask and answer and the police are the people who caught onto the conspiracy.
well you wanted to have a private chat but this is ridiculous
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
What ever possessed you to suddenly to rob a Doughnut Shop?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Did you bring the coffee? I think we may be here awhile.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
You told me they were geraniums!
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
I listened to you because you said you were familiar with this type of thing. I knew I should have never listened. Now we are both in trouble.
I should have believed my mommy when she told me your ghostbuster company was just a scam to rip off the rich
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
remember when they ask questions your deaf and I don't speak english
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Tell me again: which one of us is deaf and which one of us does not speak English?
Hey girl, that was great pot! Who owns this funky car?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
You mooning them as they passed by wasn't a good idea
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Maybe you could offer them some coffee?
If you keep talking about your pet dragon they might take us to County and book us in the mental ward
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
I thought you said it was going to be an easy job?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
and i thought you said letting the air outta the cop car tires would be fun
Damn! I told you we should have worn clown costumes.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
And one of the cops is thrilled to have busted popeye
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
My mum warned me about guys like you...
Let's blame it on our dogs.
i hope the police put us in the same cell
I knew we should not have went into that place and started dancing ton the table tops.
awww yea but it was so much fun
I told you that Ginger set us up with this job
Ghosts?!

You're kidding me, right?
Don't look all innocent...it was your crazy idea. Again! Damn, will I never learn?
I told you not to wear that shirt with a rose on it