You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

30 Jun 2015

Which one do you reckon's the stripper?

30 Jun 2015

Dang it Authorised, My first arrest. Tell me do the cuffs chafe much?

"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"

30 Jun 2015

i warned you about driving a drunk horse

30 Jun 2015

I told you that he'll kick my butt if you hug him crybaby

1 Jul 2015

I told you not to knock on them doors and run..

1 Jul 2015

I told you they wouldn't think a guy was pregnant.

1 Jul 2015

oh man, last time I drink coffee that looks like a bear

1 Jul 2015

I. Told. You. So.

1 Jul 2015

but you told me it would be fun binky

2 Jul 2015

I told you that your home grow ginger roots makes me black out and soil myself crybaby

3 Jul 2015

This is another fine mess you've got me into! d'oh!

3 Jul 2015

But you started it and said it would be ok.

4 Jul 2015

Why did you have to call him Madam for?

4 Jul 2015

Are you 100% sure they're only pretending..?

4 Jul 2015

Told you it wasn't for you to play with

4 Jul 2015

Told you to stop chasing him.

4 Jul 2015

Told you, the rear seat wasn't a good place to transport $50,000,000!

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

5 Jul 2015

I told you to wait until later tonight to shoot off the fireworks

5 Jul 2015

It was your fault, I told you not to sit on the police car .

5 Jul 2015

I told you not to light those fireworks

6 Jul 2015

Didn't you tell me your sister's a lawyer...?

6 Jul 2015

You didn't tell me that he was a cop

7 Jul 2015

I told you we couldn't keep ringing door bells and running.

7 Jul 2015

I told you not to ask him out for breakfast

7 Jul 2015

Now wait a minute. This evening I started off buying the fair Simplicity-kitten a few drinks. Now I wake up handcuffed to a Ghostly-Cat!??? Ok, somebody tell me what is what? We can talk. We are all feline!

8 Jul 2015

Oh, great! Just what I need, a cat!

I've told you before, cat-fur irritates my eyes!!

8 Jul 2015

I told you that your mother was Catwoman icon_biggrin

9 Jul 2015

I told you not to run down the street with out your pants.

9 Jul 2015

I told you not to belly dance on the cop car icon_biggrin

9 Jul 2015

But you didnt have to join me..