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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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Arrested for unabashed flirtatious behaviour on the threads...
Ghostreader
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Arrested for playing with dolls
paulus
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Arrested for ghastly ghostly behaviour
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Ghostreader
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Arrested for stealing Sugarbaby sugar
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for uncontrolled sobbing at the end of "E.T."
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for taking E.T. job and saying "authorised1960 call home"
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for break dancing without a safety net.
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for being a gentleman
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for being too cool for a cat.
Nox
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for wearing stripes.
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for being to cozy in his cup
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for being rather silly...
Ghostreader
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Arrested for eating the last piece of my elkloaf that I made for Talia
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for forgetting his turnouts for work and showing up in his cute shorts.
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for being just too darn cute for words...

Damn! I hate that!
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for stealing SugarBaby baby and use it as his own
Shotgun011
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arrested for not authorizing authorized
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Ghostreader
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Arrested for calling his right arm "Shotgun" and his left "Lady killer"
rolandlytle
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Arrested for being overly kind and understanding during an argument. How dare he act sensible and intelligent.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for beating up Popeye
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for seducing Olive Oyl behind Popeye's back...
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for baby burping all over Olive Oyl
AriesDragon
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Arrested for pretending he's Olive Oyl
steve
Advanced Wordsmith
Arrested for being 'simply irresistible'
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for desertion of duty at the Wildlife Reserve...
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for being as cute as a baby
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for impersonating a ghost reader at a psychics and mediums convention...
paulus
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for trying to make us believe, once upon a time he actually was cute
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
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arrested for running nude in the streets yelling "the sky is falling"
Unknown User
arrested for singing lick it up by kiss in olive garden