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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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Arrested for playing with dolls
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Arrested for ghastly ghostly behaviour
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Arrested for stealing Sugarbaby sugar
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Arrested for uncontrolled sobbing at the end of "E.T."
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Arrested for taking E.T. job and saying "authorised1960 call home"
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Arrested for break dancing without a safety net.
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Arrested for being a gentleman
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Arrested for being too cool for a cat.
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Arrested for wearing stripes.
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Arrested for being to cozy in his cup
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Arrested for being rather silly...
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Arrested for eating the last piece of my elkloaf that I made for Talia
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Arrested for forgetting his turnouts for work and showing up in his cute shorts.
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Arrested for being just too darn cute for words...
Damn! I hate that!
Damn! I hate that!
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Arrested for stealing SugarBaby baby and use it as his own
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arrested for not authorizing authorized
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Arrested for calling his right arm "Shotgun" and his left "Lady killer"
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Arrested for being overly kind and understanding during an argument. How dare he act sensible and intelligent.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Arrested for beating up Popeye
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Arrested for seducing Olive Oyl behind Popeye's back...
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Arrested for baby burping all over Olive Oyl
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Arrested for pretending he's Olive Oyl
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Arrested for being 'simply irresistible'
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Arrested for desertion of duty at the Wildlife Reserve...
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Arrested for being as cute as a baby
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Arrested for impersonating a ghost reader at a psychics and mediums convention...
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Arrested for trying to make us believe, once upon a time he actually was cute
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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arrested for running nude in the streets yelling "the sky is falling"
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arrested for singing lick it up by kiss in olive garden